Being a mom of a teenager - dubious joy. You will have to face a lot of unpleasant things. And it would be better for you to learn how to swallow them, like huge unpleasant pills (drinking them with good red, it helps).
- You want her everything better than you at her age. And it is already better - at least, it is there anything from where the boobs taking exactly better than your.
- You never know who will get out of bed today - your cute laptop or wild animal, ready to break everyone in your way. It's like living with a clutch.
- Hormones are something terrible. Especially if you think that all this is not from the ceiling, it is genetics.
- And they will not complain to her husband. He will not miss the chance to remind you to whom she grew up - even if it risks after that to sleep on the sofa.
- You really want to believe that no one even kissed her. Therefore, you are desperately trying to forget that at her age, he was overshadowed with all suitable candidates from three parallel classes.
- In the natural state, a cute teenage girl smells like a hepatic cake, left in a dirty taxi, which three days stood on the parking lot on the sun.
- Therefore, you really want to instill her personal hygiene rules. But, if you succeed, get into the bath will be more difficult than on the bacstage during the One Direction concert.
- And anyway, the lapel densely degraded with acne. And you have itching your hands to get to them.
- Forget about healthy diet and make a wallet. The house settled the creature that feeds on one chips, chocolates and cookies. The worst thing is that you also start to eat.
- The easiest way to wake up a teenage girl (if she is in a complacent mood) - bake in the morning buns with cinnamon. She will come on the smell. But do not count on that it will pay at least some attention to you.
- Its closet, and then the whole room is a serious test for eyes and nose. Dirt! Mess! Rubbish! Include only in the costume of the chemical protection.
- Even if she is never in front of you, do not doubt - her mothermark lexicon has long been wider than yours. Since you were a teenager, new expressions came up with.
- You worried that the baby would have to wear glasses and brackets, for which children in your years were exposed to urban. And they now have cool.
- Love for horror films with intestines and worms easily gets along with love for plush bunnies and sparkles.
- She needs to hear that you love her every day. Even when she pretends that you are unfamiliar. Even when she slams the door. Even when she irritably rolls his eyes.
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