We know that you know that the ability to make a date and the ability to walk on them long ago equal to art. You need to be able to. But there are cases when everything goes wrong. And we never forget this.
Just Kiss Me.
"I went on a date with a dude, which was a drummer in the Kiss Tribute group. He presented some pharmaceutical perfume, a T-shirt with a photo of the participants of the KISS group and handed the patchwork business cards. In case someone from my friends wants to invite their group to play. All date, he trembled about the creativity of Kiss and still about DAFT PANK, because they, they say, also like Kiss, protrude "anonymously." There was no second date. "
Kakashchensky king
"I met a guy from the app for dating and he was late for the first date for several hours. We filed. Then they went to me. He immediately captured my console and began to play God of War. One. Then he asked me to massate his back. Then he went to the toilet where he promoted 45 minutes in the toilet and I heard everything. Then he returned and I politely asked him to leave. But he said he wants to sleep and instantly fell asleep on my sofa. And I sat and stupidly looked at it all. "
Cobs cover
"I went to drink coffee with a new guy and smoothly after 15 minutes he already told me that he broke with his girlfriend, because she did not want to sleep with them to their cats. I did not give it values, and then he invited me to dinner and said that his cats would give him signs, we should meet or not. I immediately wrote my sister so that they call me a "type of case".
Locked masturbator
"I went to walk with a guy from the Internet. We stopped to admire the nature and suddenly licked my face. I went nuts. But I did not leave anywhere, because I was young and stupid. Then we crossed on the bench. I sat on the other edge and thought about the runway. At this very moment he began to masturbate. I never flew so quickly. "
Lime Branch
"With that guy, we had to first meet for the first time, but he suggested first to come to the church. I'm not too religious, but I thought that OK. In the church, he presented me with all his family, including distant relatives, like his girlfriend. And then took the eating donuts
Garage psychopath
"I called for a date the guy who worked in the garage. And after work, he did not even take the shower and was all sweaty and greasy. The evening was disgusting. But I finally turned everything when he asked me, I someday mutilate in hospitals, because it really starts the type of blood and sick people. "
Golozal barbecue
"I met a guy in Tinder and he called me to my house on a picnic. He rushed something there and ran all the evening around the yard without pants. I did not meet anymore with him. "
Fruit superst
"We went with a guy to drink coffee and stood all the time that it works for Wall Street, then in a conversation he said that he had from home. Later, I realized that he was ordinary loaf. Then he admitted me that he had a dependence on synthetic sweeteners, but he loves to cook very much. I asked him that he was preparing best. He said that this is "fruit soup." What kind of garbage at all? He said he prepares dishes in which these these chemical sweeteners can be used. The guy behind the neighboring table was laughing at him that he was trembling the back from laughter. "
Pigeon curse
"We came on a date to the Indian restaurant with a terrace. I studied the menu. And the pigeon flew me and I looked right on my head. And even a little on face. The guy looked around. And we no longer see.
Shades of piousness
"I called for a date the pastor from the church, in which I go. I did not seem strange, because we sympathized with each other. After the restaurant, he said he bought tickets for "50 shades of gray." And during a session on erotic scenes wildly squeezed my hand. "
Personal driver
"The guy invited me to himself and said that he wanted to cook me lunch. And then asked him to take him to Ikea to buy a dining table. I took it. We have returned. While he was preparing, I watched some kind of moving cinema with his girlfriend. And then he asked if I didn't want to stay at night, because in the morning he had an important interview and it would be good if I had taken it there. "
Fan of "Southern Park"
"We met students with a guy from my school. He dragged me into the apartment, which was filmed with other dudes. We locked up in his room, he tried to feed me with some burner sandwiches and grabbed the ass. And turned on the cartoon "South Park". I handed out several series and fled. "
Chain of events
"The guy led me to bowling and I heard how he rocked me:" I love the ass so much. " We went to him and he gave me a faded rose, said that he was left of the previous date. And it did not look like a cool joke. Then on the sofa he was whining the "Touch me." I jumped up and rushed to the exit, and on the stairs I turned my leg. "
Just strange
"I called for a date a girl, and my friends discouraged me. We went to the movies and she asked all the time, if I heard, as someone in the back calls her by name. And then tried to tell the spoilers and they were all wrong. "
Nair
"The dude invited me to the restaurant, and along the course of the evening, he dug a methodically and told what Gadda his wife. And then he told that he planned to kill her. But he did not have enough money for Killer. "
