Summer this year was not frankly asked, but, agree, this is an additional reason by the days not to get out of bed. And it is not at all to pour a cat or revise all seasons "Games of Thrones", and then to have sex, of course! But if the first thought came to your head about the series, then this is an alarming sign, girlfriend! Collected another 10 signs that it is time to tie with celibate.
You can't calmly choose cucumbers in the store
And bananas. Who, damn, invented them at all?!
You think you are a fault
Even dogs are having sex! And kitty! And even the cleaner in the office, which overlapped for a hundred! Everything, everything except you!
You regularly go to the museum
Nothing personal, just hunting to see close to cool men's ass. So what they are drawn or marble!
You decided that you don't need sex
We lower the fact that, perhaps, no one offers, but even if they were offered, then you decided to firmly refuse! Right! And without it you can live! Freud himself spoke about sublimation himself! Dostoevsky is not chitan! The last season "Twin Pix" is not looking! So many cases, so many cases!
Saleswomen in urban shops look at you with sympathy
And they offer tea and valerian, gently stroking in hand.
You look porn
Porn watches everything, but you look at him a lot and know almost all actors and actresses by name. Check the browser bookmarks. If in frequently visited sites - porn, the fingers with the vibrator are asking for mercy, and the neighbors strangely touch you, knowing that only a cat lives with you, then our advice to you - come across sex with a living person. First, it can be hugged before and after, unlike a laptop.
You do not remember when I changed Bed linen
Of course, you may be a manic cleanliness, which changes it daily (some still have time to try from two sides - ahhh!), But something tells us that if you feel good in yours, forgive the Lord, dirty underwear, then you can Find a reserve of food at least a week, irrevocably lost tablet, a lone sock and a cloak-tent. But, by the way, if you have sex, it will appear to bring your royal bed in order.
You are angry
You do not have PMS, at work everything is in order, no further, as Friday drank with friends and touched the Adele songs to three nights in Karaoke, and on Sunday, as a pioneer went on a jog. With all at the same time, the desire to drive 2/3 of the surrounding people especially sophisticated methods does not leave even in a dream, because they are furious. In general, you are infuriated. Infuriates. Folk wisdom says that this is ordinary notch, and we know whether they agree with it, because we know from smart books that sex contributes to the development of endorphins.
You wear ugly underwear
We agree that sometimes to wear favorite cowards with ancient Mickey Mouse - it's cool, but, agree that the Pantalonians who could envy your grandmother of August is already busting. No one makes you, saving on dinners, buy agent provocateur, but beautiful underwear is already half an end. The mood raises so accurately.
You are too lazy to have sex
All these meaningless television! What for? Congratulations, you are on the right track to depression! Sex - basic human need, and good sex is a geometric progression - the more you do, the more I want.
