Neither wrinkles nor a fifth bank loan nor even the birth of heuchers could convince you that you grew up. But you will not leave the facts to the closet: you are an adult, although it is impossible to believe it, and how it happened, it is not clear. Because:
You categorically have nothing to offer descendants
In addition to the three terrabytes of Selfie and the cards of the beloved client in the institution "Kraft, Raf, smoothie and an orange horse."Stability is not about you
Strictly speaking, "stability" is not at all about this world, and there is no other. How to link this fact with the mortgage and seven along the becks (or even a cat under the sofa) is completely incomprehensible. In a good way, you need to know what you will do in five years, but you weakly imagine even the next Thursday.
You never mature
Elevative adults did not inform you the main thing (and they knew, knew!). You never mature. After 14-15 years in your head, nothing more seriously will change. You have been so adult for many years as possible, and there is nothing more to wait.
On a black day you have neither shish
In addition to the Prada clutch purchased in the refrigerator, the banks of this French fua gras and a gift certificate in Aqua Park.The world is holding on you
Do you feel like? Is you ready for yourself in my own way? And it will have to, because the big uncle and the tread, which would have done it for you, is no longer - the next 20-30 will you work their work and your friendbanks.
Holders of this world catch Pokemon
This is when they do not make tatoes with a princess with a chewing, do not dress up their cats with superheroes, do not eat sugar wool in the parks, do not seek a removable hut closer to the club and do not lie with the bodier, because they moved a little yesterday with the mercito tasting on all verandas. And nowhere to retreat.Mom with dad will not help
Actually, as it is neither sad, you will soon have to help them. And every year more and more. A little more - and you completely change the roles.
Mantra "Here is growing" no longer works
The only direction of growth for you is now - wish. Well, or stay as it is, but do not count on some epic change.You have not yet decided how you will do in life
Although from the first class, and from retirement you are separated approximately equal time intervals.