Maternity hospital is a special place. It seems not for patients, but at the same time with all signs of the hospital. And even with the rustling of own problems and rules. So we thought here, and as if looked asking (house conception).
What would be if the state had decided that such a responsible process as a establishment of future citizens and citizens could not be left at the discretion of these most citizens and citizens? Here is our version of the day in Začdom.
one. Emergency room. 5 am. Woman, you have three more hours before ovulation, go take a walk, not rubber, we already have in the corridors! And you, without registration, who sent you here?
2. Emergency room. 5.30. So what in the packages? For whom the rules hang that the bags do not miss and the heads of chief physician banned. And then one last year forums read and then she later did not fix the egg.
3. Emergency room. 6.00. No, ladies, in your sexy linen you will fit at home. We have good, pureblats, slippers. You can choose: green or gray-green. And what did not shave? Here you are gel and let's faster, the doctor will be inconvenient.
four. Chambers. 6.30. Lifting all! The legs spread, the blankets turned away, now the sister will come, it will take a smear. Diggers do not forget to pass.
five. 7 am. Girls, I will quickly get better here. From the windowsides, everyone will be removed, and then bypass will be, the doctor swears. Who to change the pillowcase?
6. 8 a.m. Breakfast. The second day we have, and everything cannot be relatives to tell your spoon with a cup. And how do they help you with children?
7. Crawling! So that here we have. Ivanova today will go, Valentinova - You are in the evening, get ready. Smirnova, probably, you have to wait until it is clear.
eight. Communication in the ward. Eh, in the 15th hospital it was better, the TV in the lobby worked. And I did not like it. For some reason, nipples smeared with green, and the blood liter was sued.
nine. 14.00. Dinner. Nothing fresh food! Solid, this, aphrodisiac, carrot boiled, stewed cabbage, is very good for the chest.
10. Secret negotiations. Watch, the Chamber will have a separate, conception will hold Dr. Zhuiko. Yes, even on my head! But one shower is one for two chambers, in any way. Yes, 50 thousand.
eleven. Communication in the ward. I immediately said: I just under anesthesia, and preferably common! Well, I do not know, they say, it is useful for children, so that it is natural, in consciousness, such as it is then laid on the feeder. And I wanted naturally, but I have a vein - in! We will have to be anesthesia. Oh, well, the main thing is not at home like crazy everyone.
12. Reading in the wards. Magazine "Conception and Pregnancy" (Article "Circle-Vikhuch: The best poses for a successful conception"), brochure "What to take in the uncess and for an extract", an advertising booklet "Goods for the future woman", by chance of a chance of horror romance "Zombie Zombie".
13. Ivanova - to conceive! Where walk, you're lucky on the catal, as in the best houses. Understand, do not hesitate to cover the sheet. And these are our traitors, do not pay attention. You can take a bottle of water and mobile phone, but your mobile phone is disabled!
fourteen. 18.00. Dinner. And where is Ivanova, what, shot? Yes, not yet ringing. She had no anesthesia, she probably did not come to himself. Damn, something is scary to me. Okay, if only they would not be detained for five days. And maybe!? May if it does not work immediately. Damn, I have a workpiece of your home, and that the husband will be? Lord, you need to warn mom immediately.
fifteen. Call home before bedtime. Hi, sun! How do you? Already celebrate? Well, you at all. Yoghurt I bring me biscuits oatmeal and hide there the tablet in the package. They say tomorrow I will go, but maybe it is not. Tell my mother so that nothing in the wardrobe shifted! Mom give the phone. How did you already buy a dress for pregnant women? We have agreed. Tell me in your father, so that you do not walk with the holiday. I need yogurt tomorrow. No, the broth is not necessary. Kisses! Soon I will be with you! Pregnant!