It happens, you go out of the house (on Monday or there, January 14) with a solid intention to lead pure, honest life and here Mom writes in FB: "And who photographed you so much?" Well, how not to lie here?
1. When someone strangely asks at the wedding of a friend: "True, a wonderful couple?"
2. When relatives show you a newborn tribe and say: "Oh, tell me, because a pretty angel?"
3. When your child is preparing dinner for the first time and asks: "Did you like it, yes?"
4. When anyone asked: "How much do you give me years?"
5. When a nasty colleague, for some reason it is interested: "Well, how do you like here?"
6. When a friend asks you: "How do you like my story / script / drawing?"
7. When your brother, who is always discovered from work, is interested in: "Listen, and you have no vacancy there?"
8. When someone has a nudit and nudit, and the nudit, and then Edak turns Grozny: "Do you generally listen to what I'm talking!?"
9. When you're shamefully late and suddenly get SMS: "Well, are you in place?"
10. When a person you just met, falls out: "Che, Tusan, tonight?"
11. When a friend of the sister of your friend suddenly cuts forward with: "Oh, and can I change here tomorrow?"
12. When you had a disgusting day, and some kind of cheerful infection is interested in: "Hello, how are you !?"