Many women are afraid to start children, because it seems to them that pregnancy and childbirth are difficult. In fact, both the other may be, and not the best things in life, but it is quite predictable. It is clear what to do with them, "said our columnist, Adrian Izh: suffer, drink medicines, swear on doctors, complain to loved ones and write to forums for pregnant women.
With children, everything is not so simple - they are much less predictable, rather than nature and human body, and sometimes they throw such surprises that at the moment when you come across it, you are sure: now there will be a heart attack. And the main thing - the children's-youth element at this moment completely uncontrolled.But then you remember - you laugh, cry and straighten gray hair. And you can remember our author that:
So someone lives there ...
A two-year-old girl in front of her mother takes a beautiful silver spoon, donated to the first tooth, and gently sticks into the light bulb on the electric oven. The crash, crackle, sparks are raw, the girl throws away to the meter, the spoon is melted.
Mom convulsively swallows the air, not even having time to rush to his daughter. The girl sits on the pope in the middle of the kitchen, slowly raises her eyes and says:
- Dad said that the current bites. And he does not bite. He sticks out!
Beer, vodka - Passion ...
For the new year, mom presented a beautiful candy box - a chocolate bar from candy with Pina-Colladew, brandy and liqueurs, wrapped in foil with colorful inscriptions. The box is closed, packed and covered with a film. Having spent the guests, Mom returns to the room and discovers that the film is amodified in the shreds, and there are no more candies. Foils in which they were wrapped - too. A greatly joyful child looks at mom with interest. Mom rushes to the phone and calls to "ambulance":- I have a one-year-old daughter ate the bar! What to do? - What is the bar? - with alcohol! - Whole? - Yes, the whole box! With Foil! - It was a chocolate bar? - Yes! - Baby Blue? Pants? "- Uh-uh ... no." It means that the foil did not get into the lungs. Wait from the other end. And ... let it eat that.
Radiation everywhere
Mom braids braids with a five-year-old girl. Combing hair, discovers that they fall apart and stay in their hands. Hair is long, so the picture is simply from the horror movie.
- Oh God, your hair falls out! - Where? - The child is frightened. - Yes, here! - A, it's nothing terrible. I just made myself a horn of the unicorn from the wire, she was confused, and I all cut off. But I was like Pony Rainbow!
Healthy lifestyle
A two-year-old child in front of her grandmother is enough to the bank of Eleutherococcus and begins to quickly rock the tablets - one after another, instantly auspiece of the jar. Grandma, coming out of the stupor, begins to take them out of the hands and pull out the mouth.- Well, what are you doing! - Grandma crushes. - Is it delicious? "No," baby shrugs. "Then why!? - Vitamins are helpful!
Out of the frying pan into the fire
Mom in the evening returns from work and sees that from the windows of the apartment goes black smoke. She is full of the most terrible thoughts on foot (it is impossible to use the elevator during a fire) runs on the seventh floor, opens the door, the fire is ringing on the way.
In the apartment, in the middle of the living room, the improvised Wigwam from the Mops and the sheet, next to which right on the new laminate there is a large pan, from which smoke is. There are two eight-year-old and one six years old, allegedly, the Indians dance around the pan.
- What do you do !!! - judge him, - six-year-old, - according to the laws of the ancestors. - And this is why in a saucepan? "Mom pokes." Well, we are not a fool, "Senior Indian says proudly. - To make a fire on the floor in the apartment.
Love has no age
A two-year-old child in the morning in the kindergarten suddenly falls to the floor and begins to cry out, holding the belly.
Educator, Mom, Other Parents and Children run away, cause an ambulance, suggest appendicitis, kidney stones, sudden children's death and much more. Mom sobs, trying to seek what happened, but the child does not react.
- Tasu, Tasu call! - Finally, asks the boy.
Speaks the same by age Natasha.
- Here. Anyone, how much do I love? - The boy asks, - gets up and goes to the group.