Horoscope PICS.RU: As the signs of the zodiac are watching nightmarish dreams

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Today we looked into our editorial crystal ball, and there are nightmares.

It turned out that we have the editors from nightmares, and who enjoys.

Aries

HO1

If the Aries in a dream is growing, frowning and yelling "You generally are there anyone?!", He is shot zombies. The crowd of zombies, which came to break into pieces. But here he began to tear. Rob, throw and destroy morally. Because the biggest nightmare Aries is that one day he will not cope with his rage and turn into a balrog. He wants to be kind and civilized, but it was born what is.

calf

HO2.

The Taurus nightmare looks like a different - erotic dream. A seductive vampire (or vampire) is approaching a fixed, practically paralyzed caller, leans and gently bites her neck. From the bite immediately splashes the fountain of the bloodstone, pouring the expensive shirt whose check is still kept.

The vampire leaves his sacrifice from her neck and, Timo looking into her eyes, one move tuck her shirt on her breast. Fabric crackling stands in the ears of the Taurus when he wakes up in the cold sweat.

Twins

HO3.

The most terrible twin nightmare is to die and turn into a ghost. Circle people, you really, really want to discuss your death (not every day such a performance!), But everyone looks through you and ignore in every way. To see people and not complain about something - for the twins, it's not like that for others, suffering from thirst, look at the spring and not be able to get drunk out of it.

Cancer

HO4

Poor cancer in a dream drops the brick, which falls on the riding car, which wags and crashes into a pillar, which falls on the stop, which flies the glass, and one of them is laying out the eyes passing by a schoolboy. And Cancer runs to leash him the blood and persuade the eyes grow back, and flies, and spares.

a lion

HO5

Lion nightmares are quite like twins, only the problem is not that he cannot talk, but in the fact that no one applauses when he appears. Waking up, the lion runs away from the mirror and looks at himself as a crazy look, just like in the movies. And he likes it - what is just like in the movies. He even makes selfie on joy.

Virgo

HO6

The girl's nightmare is hordes of cockroaches. Zhukov. Worms. In a meal, in Sugarnice, in the kettle, in the pillow, in the hairstyle. She presses them, presses, presses! And they burst and leave the spots everywhere, stains, stains. It is even not clear that the taper is the cockroaches of these or dirty after them.

Libra

HO7

Nothing the scales are so afraid as a choice. So their most hard nightmare is when you go home along the familiar corridor, and there behind the turn turn, that is, in the sense, many turns. Or on the stairs to the office climb, and there these stairs suddenly endlessly, and in all directions are wriggled. Labyrinth, shorter. And even the minotaur in it is not there to rush to him, clinging and slugging: Cums are already all this at least some definitude, dude !!!

Scorpio

HO8.

Scorpions with curiosity tear off the rotten hands of zombies, unwind mummies, turning them into Yo-yo, and spit the poison to the eyes. And then they find a wounded puppy, they are trying to save it for a long time, sewing falling paws and lubricating infinitely opening yasels, and do not save. And all day will go later not their own.

Sagittarius

HO9

The most nightmare of Sagittarius is to look at the approaching monster and wait that now, here is about, here's another in a second, and the Sagittarius, of the time, is scared. Br-Rr, from one thought that this can happen, frost on the skin.

Capricorn

HO10

Capricorn - a serious man, he is not dreaming every fantasy nonsense. In a dream, Capricorn takes a portfolio or there a handbag, checks whether the passport, glasses and a wallet folded there, and goes to work. And at work everyone laughs, because it is naked, naked, naked! What kind of ghoul can compare with this?

Aquarius

HO11

Aquarius dream school. In school in general for the Aquarius of nightmares: then you need to write a control (and be sure to five), and you don't remember anything, then you need to read the essay, and you have a coding coding, everything is in Krakayabra, so you also honestly read them aloud Try, and no one understands!

Fish

HO12

Fish scares everything. What the day did not see, then in the nightmare and dreamed. Cars, evil aunts, drunk units, mad dogs, gaps, terrorists, plane crash ... But most of all the fish are afraid that someone learns that they are all afraid. So it is worse for them to be worse.

In a crystal ball watched Lilith Mazikina

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