You need to write a review so that the sky shudders, and the seller dropped at least a year. We have already collected wonderful reviews for goods in online stores and cosmetics reviews. But on how they are serviced and delivered (in every sense), you can also complain creatively and with a twinkle!
Remained without cowers
For a long time, I would have returned to me at least. But after the exhausting communication with the operator who had a brain, remained absolutely dissatisfied.
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I am also a store of erotic linen: they will not interrogate the act.
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And their hotline remained stupidly cold.
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I ordered underwear there, for two months have passed, and I seem to be left without panties.
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I say to the courier: let's collect the fan, I want to check. And he does not know how to approach him and what is the place to poke.
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I demand compensation from the clothing store for your mobile phone. I need it, he had to withstand the full cycle of washing, because he was in the pocket of the jacket, the label on which he read: "Fully waterproof".
They ordered ten masks to JUR. face…
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But they were sent not to Taiwan, but some kind of basement China, glued on small friendly Chinese knees.
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I ordered a wedding gift on this site - a steam mop. Inside there were moldy rags in the divorces of yellow, also the spider got out. As a result, there is no gift, but now I am sitting on this jam, I feel like a Baba-Yaga.
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A gift for the new year was delivered so much that the Christmas tree managed not only to take out, but also to remember, and point the fortieth day.
Boots paint legs
These guys are clean scammers. That is, I wanted to say, dirty fraudsters!
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Beware of the shop "All for Sleep". He gives rise to monsters.
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I ordered a scarecher for rodents, got some kindbord. Apparently, it was a scarecher for managers: Since then, they are afraid of me and do not take the phone.
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I am no longer foot to them nor the mouse.
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Please hold the company's couriers training on the topic "smile customers." So far, they are only masting them.
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As for the location of my chandelier - complete darkness.
The wife bought a snail, 4 pieces. Sent in the box, in which the holes were punched first, which in turn stuck with scotch. Inside a box of a cooler with a dry coconut substrate. Tightenly tied towards. In the substrate - 4 snail corpus. And Paul on the phone only goes on the ears. I give a guarantee: someday it will stay.
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The site promises a lamp with a battery for 16 LEDs, actually send the lamp on only 5 LEDs. I still forgive it, because if the light disappeared, then you will be glad to this lighting.
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The Tablet refused (the seller at the Ivanov acceptance) and sent far away (in the service center).
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Please take a return of the goods due to the possibility of its target use (boots paint legs). So they still had an audacity to write in the answer that the shoes were painted because natural dyes are used.
Main Product - Hams
I ordered a hose in this online store - sent something, the hose only pretending.
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Winter things do not warm!
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Let them burn in hell on their own cooking surface!
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They sold me the kettle, indicated that the new whistling was sent by mail the burnt old kettle, without a whistle and with a cap from the coffee pot. Well, that is not a pot.
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Take money, do nothing, responsibility on some homeless.
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People, do not buy them, except the label - nothing good!
It all is very debugged: the refrigerator wores, and the service is frozen.
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Forgot to invest out 5 instructions on the Tarabaric languages - Russian. Here's how my family from people of different generation will communicate with this device? The question is this stove gray, or careless accompaniment requires cleaning in their ranks?
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The seller sent me to the genital organ of a male body.
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He with a drunken view sent me there, where he would have to go to himself.
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The main one, and the main thing is not a scarce goods of the store - this is the rudeness of his employees.
Better not to contact!
I called to learn about the availability of parts, answered the girl - either hello, nor another information.
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Brought a microwave oven. They refused, citing cockroaches, brought home, disassembled, all good, a little dirt, they said they were unpleasant to climb there ... but this is the microwave oven, it is susceptible to dirt!
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From the first day of work, the refrigerator published incomprehensible sounds - the growl, creaking, buzz. The served master from the service center replied that it was all a normal phenomenon. Is it generally normal phenomena in the brain?
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I ordered parts by cash on delivery, after the goods lay on delivery for several days, I called him a claim ...
Be vigilant, so that during the purchase of sneakers you did not sell origami.
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I understood: not the bread alone, but also bran and other impurities in it.
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When I arrived at warranty repair, no one was going to spend it. For money - with great pleasure. And again ready to make diagnostics and again for my money. And the statement of an elderly master of Nikolaev and declared. And then also the order-outfit from my hands snapped! So straight and jumped out of the table. Apparently, the legislation of the Russian Federation on warranty service does not work ...
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So I think how so you can blind from happiness, you can not notice anything, but the fact that it is a silent water fragment, see by a naked eye.
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He came to the store with a certificate from the service center, and I was refused to satisfy her.
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Asked only how to contact me. But they did not know: it would be better not to get involved with me, it will be more expensive.
Assembled: Julia Sheket