Rules of life. Joffrey Barateon

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Barath.

In the perfect world My desnai would have to become Ramsi Snow.

On the tricks of thugs, his sparrow is very difficult to look without gloating. With me in the royal harbor at least there was stability.

I'm a fun person I love draws. Recently I posted a photo of a dying dog - they say, found outside the city, wounded, the paws were broken, washed, the hostess threw, let's sleep a dog. Four thousand reps per day, by the way.

Confess, I'm a little offended That you reached the interview with me so late. None of your previous guests reaches an abomination scale even to 0.5 Joffrey.

My speech on coronation was to start with the words " thank the granfather for the victory ", But the little finger said that it is plagiarism.

No, let's seriously . You live with your beloved mother, grow, learn, you are going to make a career, and then you fell on the head of a secondary uncle from the snow-covered Vorkuta. And he says to your mother - they say, your son is illegitimate, so collecting manatki and trees together with your bastard from your home. And you have the opportunity to cut off this uncle. And you collect manatius and keep, right?

Usually Girls love bad guys . Apparently, I did something wrong.

And if I say that I killed a start Essentially for piercing a huge sword of the Mimimicheskaya Volchonka of his own daughter? Changes the case, yes?

To the sixth season Even Arya Stark killed more people , than me. But the monster still has for some reason a poor little dead Joffrey.

This awkward moment When the author wrote off you from Caliguly, and you died a virgin.

Shuddered by disgust: Alexander Smilaanskaya

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