In the mirror you see a trendy and bold person, which easily spokes up to the teeth of Bartender, a psychotuy taxi driver and a twenty-one-year-old Peter necrintellectual. But this is not just your unique supercondition, this is age, baby. Because besides the adventure of this, your marlevion ballet, referred to as life, there is a trivial. You just had 30.
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You are in every way Hydish, but these things are exactly in your Fredrette: photos of babies, photos of weddings, selfie runners, drunk selfie, which are usually removed in the morning on Sunday.
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Buying cigarettes and alcohol, you proudly show your passport at the checkout.
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On the appeal "Woman" you no longer rag. And do not die at all when your girlfriend represents you to your child as "aunt Natasha."
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You are terribly happy when you go to the concert. But special happiness when there is sitting places.
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Now you have been buying tickets for music festivals, which last morning or for a few days. Of course you go there and go. And then you dump in a couple of hours without waiting for a chadliner. Because with the physical possibilities of you twenty-year and your purse, thirty years old about you, the rock musicians remembered in their memoirs.
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Surprise that teenagers do not want to "be found" with you and do not consider steep. You, damn, watched Battle Petnoy and Oksimoron all night. And even abandoned Spinner, barely accustomed to him.
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This moment comes when you remember how many years ago you graduated from school. And this is ... a two-digit number.
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When someone is the wrong thing you show some iconic things for yourself, suddenly realize that it is more like a story of someone from parents than steep jokes from the older sister.
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Recently met the neighbors. They had a party on Wednesday at night. And your nerves could not withstand the drain and bass.
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In the restaurant and on the guests you go with the Festal, Mezimom and Activated Coal. Preventiveness is your modus vivendi.
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You have a sleeve now to the lap fig, why do you want to leave the bar or club. True, it is impossible to say that in a meter. Do not believe.
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If someone in July 2002 in Simeiz told you that in May 2017, on Corfu, you will be smeared by Sanskrin with a factor of 50, you would spit in the face of this person a bone of unwashed watermelon.
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Phrase: "I am too old for this now you pronounce without former coquetry."
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Move lower back? Yes. Now you often understand the lower back.
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You watch your own spending very carefully. You are still aware of your transactions. You surrendered and took a mortgage. And I was going to take a loan on a beautiful red machine. Three more years ago.
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Falling asleep, you can not decide what you want. Dog? Child? Fur coat? Men?
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Guesthouse in Svaneti? Hostel in Barcelona? Kauratsurfing in Verona? Judge. This is dangerous.
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Understand under the random track on the radio? DESPACITO! Do not disgrace and smile.
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"What is good at home," you say yourself on Friday. And on Saturday. And on Sunday.
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You do not imagine at all how parents lived in their 30. They already had you and in general as if half every hour behind.
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You finally cease to chase behind the streetwork and manicly subscribe to California indie stamps for skaters. You are slowly starting to wear clothes that you really like. And really goes.
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Yep. You google the words "Major" and "Bitcoins". And not immediately wanted to put telegrams.
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You feel very serious about food. You really want and love more or less healthy food. And the delicious glutamate sodium will not be seduced.
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Vlogier? Seriously? Youtyub-Channels? You arrange yourself an Youtyub party, when you want, and everyone needs you know.
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You have chosen to artist for adults. You really want to learn to draw. And it's never too late.
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Footed all night? Well done. Time for rehabilitation - 48 hours. Minimum. Jetlaga and then explanation.
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In the mirror in the morning you watch squinting. Just to understand where these goose paws come from.
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You respect and adore yourself when you fall asleep to 00.00. And your body is fully solid with you. Long live new rules of life!
