Suppose you read all articles in the Internet on how to become feminine. Penetrated and became. Hurt. Then this article is not for you. For you, look, flower. And this article for those who do not, yes, and sighs at night in the pillow: "Everything around is - women, and I have a solid horses yes hut."
In fact, it is very simple to become a woman again. Do not need expensive seminars and support groups in the comments to the post: "Paint, what are hair, what do you think, Friends?" Just remember enough. For there is not a single woman, which was at least once a woman. But just in case, we also remembered and recorded. Next time simply re-read - and again the nymphs, very convenient.
one. In any incomprehensible situation, sit and roar. The roar disarms others, and they make an incomprehensible situation first understandable, and then solved.
2. Use sweater. For example, an armchair. In the house broke a crane? Give the first gust to rush behind the adjustable key. No keys. Armchair! An armchair in which you can fall, press the palms to the temples and sigh. Sighs and call everyone who can not. Say that the crane broke. While you say, represent your hamster of twenty years ago. He died, the parents said that she ran away, but then you later found out the truth. Voice trembles? Excellent.
3. Once and forever forget the text "I reflash the router to create a more powerful network." We teach the text "I did not click!"
four. Whatever happens, say "Oh!", I won't be mistaken.
five. Murzni! You have to freeze. Even in the caribbean. Even in the sauna. You're a girl, you have to throw on the shoulders French.
6. No inbox bags from the store. Yoghurt and bunch of dill - just right. What do we have for dinner, honey? Dill. It is useful and not heavy.
7. Forget about comfortable clothing. No pants. Studs, narrow skirts. Moreover, they are much more organic in them. And only girls suffer, horse in the furrow to suffer once.
eight. Do not let the tips. The girlfriend called and asks advice on the topic: "What do you think he will throw me or not?". Do not answer! Speak: Oh, I'm still worse, I listen to ...
nine . Burn family savings in SPA. This is not "you crawled crazy?", And the investment. In femininity investment. He will take care of will, and in the soul will be proud that all Klyachy are dorded, and he has a silver valley.
10. Silence and smile. This is a murderous weapon, killing. The first hour and a half is incredibly difficult to make yourself be silent, but then you get used to it.
eleven. Park not where you need, and where it is convenient. And sigh, sigh.
12. If the husband fell ill - no need for a doctor, do not need a thermometer, injection, vinegar and heating. You need to sit down and whisper: "Just do not die."
13. Standing at the slab with a red physiognomy - this is generally not feminine. The best cooks, as you know, men, and you put back the nails. Stupid varnish, he does not want to dry.
fourteen. You can still cry after sex. But this is the highest pilot, we do not know how.
fifteen. Do not let you confuse. Here, let's say, I read this article reading your chosen one, made the face with a chicken shock and praises with a human voice: "This is no femininity, it is a primitive manipulation." And you do not lose! No, - Say, - You manipulate me, arguing that this is a manipulation, thereby seeking me to reveal the crane, I see you through. Something like this.