That happened, you will look at your list of friends, for example, in Facebook, and a rhetorical thought beats in the head of a wounded bird: "Mom, who are all these people?!". But if you decompose the frantes on the shelves, it turns out that all yogurts are equally useful. Some are so even too.
So, in our FRRADAs are necessarily present:
Fans
They don't care what we write and that we take pictures, as they look like on Selfie and with what accompanying text Barya Ham. Fans in any case will be delighted. Well, there are two options: either you are a genius, or all these fries - enthusiastic anacephali. The second probability is eagerly small - well, the right, cannot be enthusiastic anacefals such lovely people.
Support Group (Translated from Latin - Combat Hamsters)
Among these people can be very unpleasant types. They can write in the internets of the words that we would write to be ashamed. They can look terribly on the pictures. Maybe some of them even sat in prison. But it doesn't matter, because they rush to the embrasure whenever someone offends you. Or just disagree with you. It is enough to give Link, say "FAS" - and ready. The enemy will be smeared on the pischi and covered with a thick layer of network metabolic products. For nonfig.Hidden opponents
These are special FRENDS, on which we train the power of will. They disagree with us. In everything or something very principled. Each post, each comment comment - a knife in the heart. But to swell on disagreement with a position is unsportsmenity. And we tolerate, tiping your teeth, because Zuckerberg does not give a person more than that one is able to take.
Positive
These are always lying pictures. Gifs are postponed. And, of course, the cats are postponed, where without quotes. Their pages are degraded with nyasy flowers and no comment is without intricate animated emoticon. In the shower you understand that terrible nastyness, but the hand is not rising. Because Milyai.Commentators
It seems that they monitor your page every thirty seconds, like a good antivirus. It seems that these freedom of free time. No, how do they do it? For three seconds, and already six likes and three comments. Nice, yes. This is perhaps the most beneficial for the self-esteem of Frands - only thanks to them you can feel that the Universe does not do not care what you think about the new image of Rene Zelweger.
Heavy Nosa
These frogs are in a state of permanent struggle against the world. And we, in their opinion, are obliged to join one of the parties. Who did not choose the side, the enemy forever. In the midst of the seasonal exacerbation of such a Franc, a naive person will try to pretend that he turned off the Internet, computer, electricity, telephone, gas, water and sewage system. And there was no possibility to enter the network. But this, of course, will not help. Heavy burden - Friend with phenomenal memory. In a month, he brightenfully asks: "Are you for whites or for red?", And, having received assurances in unconditional support, ultimitive will need to go and say "white" that he is Kakaha.Bots
That is, they, in fact, live people. But, apparently, born in the year of the bot, and the stars are insidious things. All of their tape consists of tests, references and copy-paste measured by terabyte. Such Fresses sincerely believe that they are interested in you. And, of course, do not know that you are already in the tape for five years, as you do not displays.
Black-eyes remember-dying
As a rule, it is foreigners, but not necessarily. To each girl who risked the open profile in social networks, the crowds of black eyes are immediately raided, falling asleep unhappy electric roses, emoticons in the form of hearts and compliments, like: "You are the moon in the sky and the sun in my soul, thanks to your parents for such a pretty created creature , I am 40 years old, I am a rich businessman and very lonely, hello. " The persuasions do not help, is treated exclusively by surgiches, that is, a banner.Study idiot
Such, as a rule, in friends is only one (no longer will withstand nerves), but the selected. He sculpts crap. Huge beautiful and eternal. In full, sculpts that, in general, quite ridiculous. Once upon a time you tried to argue with him, to prove that crap is crap, and not, for example, point of view. You do not argue with him anymore. Just waiting for a particularly inadequate sheet sheet and quietly striking under the lock - they say, however, the uptorm idiot, it happens? Fans with the thesis instantly agree, the grievous burner takes your side, and the combat hamsters run to idiot in the commentary, sit there for three days and three nights, while he does not attempt suicide, and you read 92434 comments in the second round with pleasure. Such a Friend is useful.
Friends
Just friends. These are such special people we know in real life. With which we are friends in real life. And with which it is very easy to silence even in social networks.