What would happen if we always spoke the truth, only the truth and nothing but truth? For example, you come for a date, and there a miracle in feathers with a broom and a pair of tickets to a lecture on the use of sulfates in fertilizers? PICS.RU collected 16 truthful pictures - use on health!
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Oh Lord, you dragged one rose in cellophane who sell grandmothers at the subway! Do you have a good heart or are you Nishchebrhod?
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Blue flowers in sparkles and paper with rhinestones? Dude, how is your taste?
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Are you no colors? We have a date or what?
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You have such a big leg! They say, if a man has a big leg size, then he has a big dick! Do you like?
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I'm so interesting, as you look without clothes!
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And you specifically not soap your head in front of our meeting or did you just pour the whole gel to the hair?
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I don't care where we will go, I barely stand in these hellish shoes!
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Maybe to the line of cinema, went to me immediately? I did not have sex for three months.
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Sex today will definitely not be - I did not have time to shave my feet and panties with a mermaid on me.
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So I like you that your hands are shaking, let's drink?
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So, I spent the whole day in the cabin, put on the best underwear and a new dress, so please let us all be cool today? Whether you are mile, to the place of jealous and do not live babies, is it really difficult? And if everything goes perfectly, we will have sex right in a taxi, goes?
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Girl call ANYE, and the boy Sasha, what do you think?
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Concert Group "Metal Corrosion"? You, bl * dy, seriously now?
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From you stinks.
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I am here because all my girlfriends are married, with boyfriends or lesbians. Hopelessness. Despair. This is what it is called.
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Ohokho, you are writhing on my chest, this puffing accurately works.
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The last 15 minutes I think about how to escape. You do not know where the fireman is there?
