Nearby is a valor - to sew the bailier, unpredied adviser or Hama, if you are combat on nature a girl. And if, on the contrary, timid and intelligent? Then your only chance is to get a word to the point.
Pics.Ru collected 10 stories from timid and quiet, who managed to protect themselves in this world of daring and assertive. Maybe they will inspire you to the desired language!Intelligence is not only weakness, but also power
A brilliant story about my colleague, which was pulled out a wallet in the subway. Tone of her voice, look and impeccable phrase: "Sorry, but you took my wallet!" So they worked on the thief that he gave it back badly.
Did you already have the path of evolution, sir?
My brother is the only guy with long hair in the village. We go down the street. Brother in the mane, beard and shorts, from where hairy legs grow. Tweet three local: "Hey, are you a guy or a girl?" Brother elegantly unfolds and asks in response: "Are you a man or a monkey?" Guys with the answer were not found.Great comedy of life. Or just farce
I know the reception, somewhere read, then tried it on myself, works. You are calmly listening, then you are instrumenting your finger on Hama, you make a gesture, as if he shot him from him from a gun, you say "boom!" And smile.
Sit, two
Star up one seeded by the phrase "But where did you learn to get acquainted? Not convincing! Get out and go again and try first! " - With intonations of a canonical teacher. Released. From the metro wagon. It did not go back.And you do not envy, you achieved
I went into m-video. In the summer, in jeans and T-shirt. I go to the hall, behind the back there are two boys consultant. More in the store nobody. I hear behind the back: "Well, the ass of the woman!" I wrap, I ask a gentle voice: "Waily? Want the same? " The boys became the colors of their corporate T-shirts.
For special cases
For those cases, when I come across a completely frank rudeness from men, I have a phrase: "Do you have a long language because the member is very short?" It is good because for her confident tone is not required, at least pronunciation, like Bella Akhmadulina, poems read, and with eyes, full of naive and confused interest.And you do not offend the dog
Walked with dog. And there was a deceased my white bull terrier named Annabel. Towards two men. One other: "Look what kind of rat." I react: "A man, is it about me?" I had to apologize to them.
Yes I'm busy busy
It was still in Soviet times. To my friend on the street, the guy patted, everything went after her and did not get up. And she, as it should be a Soviet girl, proudly ignores him ... does not help, of course. In general, she stopped and, sadly looking a little bit by, said: "Leave me. I menstruy. " He won.Uncle, you are not Humbert Humebert?
I am 12 years old, I buy something in the store for a trip to the cottage. At that time, I'm small and very timid. There is some kind of inadequate man with complaints that I am a lot of money on a sweet and I will be a bad wife (!!!). I turn around, looking around him and talking to a peaceful whisper: "Yes, not your ..." All aunts in line suddenly ran away from laughter. The man washed off.
By Freud.
I'm going with a little son, he is hyperactive and the hearing impaired, so he chatting all the time and moreover loud. No one touches, but, of course, somewhat annoying. Sitting opposite the aunt suffered-tolerated and issued: "The more I look at your son, the more I want to take a big stick ..." I am: "So consult a psychoanalyst! He will explain to you than the desire to take a big stick ... "It was very discharged atmosphere. For all, besides aunt, of course.