Baby Pics, say men dislikes. Magitis them, unfortunate, humiliates and does not originate. Have mercy, how can I talk about us?
We adore men. They are cats. And also peels, monkeys and pigs. Well, in the sense - animals. Yes, every man is definitely a beast. And that's why:
It must be brewed
The owners of the cats know that it happens if it does not pour food into a bowl in a bowl: first the offended animal will begin to drill you with hated pegs, then - to shout and tear the linoleum. Here is the same with a man. From "Dear, what do we have for dinner?" Before "What the hell is there nothing to eat in this house?!" On average, three minutes passes. No, dumplings he does not cook himself. He is cat.
Behind him need to be removed
Do you know what will happen if you release ferret from the cage and leave? A trail will appear in the house. Trail destroyed by garbage. You can play in the trail and restore in the footsteps a winding path of the animal. So you are in the mornings of Chingachguk, right? You need to wash behind him a dirty cup, wipe the crumbs from the table and remove the sausage into the refrigerator. So, we go further: omit the stools, wipe the puddle on the floor of the bathroom, wash the mirror, gluable paste, wash off the bristle from the sink. Where, you say, he went further? Did you get dressed and left? Spoon for shoes in place hanging.
It must be trained
And otherwise in no way. The best assistant is the book "Do not grow into a dog." Positive reinforcement is to admire the fact that he finally nailed the shelf. Praise, climb, feed the taste. But negative reinforcement is thin. Do not beat him with a rolling pin, if he came drunk at three o'clock in the morning. Shortly before midnight came to him SMS: "Dear, your car takes to the stalls, what should I do?". When he knews, report that in an unequal battle defended his right to the wrong parking. You are a circle of youth, and he did not bother in a dead cat. In the sense - not got drunk.
He marks territory
Do you think we are about socks? Haha. Socks are little things. It will certainly be like a homemade making to a terrible bush at the entrance, although the unfortunate plant has failed forever. Real tags are tags around the perimeter. Bolts on the shelf in the bathroom. Screwdriver on the windowsill. Battery from Zhiguli on the balcony. Cartridges from dandy in a wardrobe. Dumbbells in the hallway. He again lost the keys from the car? Look in the nursery, for sure they are there.
He is looking for a pack
The yard-garage club of Tazovodov "Victor, Shpunk and Vasyan". Commonwealth of the fans of the Hockey Club "Lohotes". Coalition "Beer on Fridays". Alliance "Cottage cheese is eating". Grouping of Pit Buli owners and Yorkshire terriers. Union of bearded men in narrow trousers and glasses without diopters. A flock of polar wolves and a herd of sludge goats. You know, not everything is so scary, in fact. The main thing is that those men with whom your cute one blood did not bathe in the fountains on the day of the Airborne Forces. And so - you can live.
It demonstrates genitals
There is no other explanation of the metro syndrome. The metro syndrome is when the lying peasants sit on the bench and spread their lower limbs so that the unfortunate neighbors have to transplane one semi-pressure. However, if another male is sitting nearby, the proud eggsman will immediately take a normal position - well, as far as possible. But if there is a lady nearby, then all: remember the immortal "I get out of my broader"? Praphrazing the classics, you can continue: "Look, envy, I am baboons."
He plays marriage games
Bursting you in the keyboard branches (in the sense, bouquets), crepts you with magnificent dead beetles (in the sense - rings), rides with you side by side by Prairie and Rzhet (in the sense - goes to melodramas and says that I liked it), leaves you Olenia stomach - to enjoy (well, you understood). For the time being, until time. And then he fertilizes you and disappear. Or will drop the skin. Ugh You're shorter: he will bust you when you, he will tell you that you are fat, he will ask what you deserve money in such quantities. And which gallant was a year ago, as feathers hit!
