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A voice-over voice from the threshold informs us that one of the ancient Northern Slavic people had a kind tradition to give to the dragon of his brides. On the screen, one ancient Northern Slavic people gives their brides Dragon. Experienced viewer sighs heavily.
The technology of returning to the dragon of beautiful virgins is uncomplicated - girls are put in the rook (apparently, symbolizing the transport of Charon) and fall asleep Kalina (apparently symbolizing that the world and death is red). And then sing a dragon song. The meaning of the song is reduced to "Go to eat, cools down." The dragon arrives, the ominous circling over the roots, chooses one of the girls and takes forever. And the rest can wipe tights and calmly marry.
But one day, he continues a voice voice, one groom was terribly offended by the dragon, swam behind him across the sea and swollen straight to death. Since then, it has been originally nicknamed by the "Dragonoborets" and thanked the liberation from Reptile to all the ancient Northern Slavic people. True, the tradition of putting brides in the root remained. And viburnum fall asleep. Because it is beautiful and cinematic.
All of the above occurred in the old days, thirty years ago. And today the grandson of the Dragon-Building, by name Igor takes his wife's daughter of Prince named in the world. The world from the first personnel is clearly too living too living to get married, but the older sister (the harmful old maiden years of eighteen) strongly tie the world to the Spirit to the floor and tells not to spin. The old prince kisses the world and sobs - I'm so happy that you are for the grandson of the Dragon-Building, ah, what is the honor for our kind, and you love each other, do not worry. The world makes the face with chicken ammunition and sighs.
And everything could end with a banal unsuccessful marriage if the wonderful bearded blue-eyed blonde Igor did not want a slightly entertement and did not sing a chorus with his buddy Dragon, when the rook with the world lazily drifted in their direction. Of course, immediately wind, darkness, blizzard, dragon, cat - and the heroine comes into itself in the blood in a deep scary pit.
The girl makes some unsuccessful attempts to get out when a strange animal appears, the size of the poodle. With huge ears, green eyes and sharp teas. The creature viciously widespread, the world squeals, an experienced spectator calls the family to look at the permanent chupacabru.
The world grabs a stone, the creature is preparing for a jump, and then the human voice speaks from behind the wall: so you will only raise it, Lagged on the floor and extend the neck. The world is going to answer the wall "the neck of the exhaust", but falls. The creature sniffers the neck of the heroine, squeezes contemptuously and runs up the head wall. Who are you and where are you? - Specifies the heroine in human voice. The voice says: I'm here, and a little hole in the wall demonstrates us an eagle profile, dark skin and huge black eyes. An experienced viewer understands that Igor has no chance. Are you a prisoner too? - Specifies the world. The eagle profile mumbles in vague. What's your name? - The heroine does not get up. Eagle profile sighs - I do not remember. The world invasfully says that a person should have a name, so she will now come up with a new one. I, he says, will call you ... An experienced viewer first hears "Armen" and squeals from delight. But no. Arman. Okay, let. Arman is good.
The world offers Arman to run, but he says that it is impossible. Even if you get out of the pit - they are on the island. There is no way. The world says that you are a coward, cuts off our Rapunzois braid and rope from it. Arman on a coward is not offended and trying to abandon the world, giving her an ointment for healing wounds. Here, says the grass grows the magic (an experienced viewer nods - he thought that a cool grass grows definitely), if it is crushed, then any wound will heal. The world softens, takes the ointment and shakes the eagle profile with his hand through the hole in the wall. And then Armana leans aside, we hear his desperate cry and the sinister roar of the dragon. The wall shudders and then silence. It would seem that everything is clear, but the world is going to save a new friend, takes the stone and swallows the wall to crawl. Real daughter of the harsh Northern Slavic people. The world is chosen from the dungeon, finds Armen ... Damn, and I knew that I would like ... Armana and suddenly understands that he is a dragon. Surprisingly smart girl. Deciding that the Dragon will not receive her innocence or what the dragon should be needed, the world is shy in the abyss, but the dragon catches it from the land itself and saves. And smashes himself. Not to death, but almost.
Lying Armana (already again in the appearance of Arman) slowly flushes into a reclining wave. Chupacabra jumps along the shore and is plaintively preserved, looking at the Heroine. That hesitates, spits, but pulls the monster to the land and stuffs in his wound a magical grass. Arman moans in forgetting, periodically trying to reincarnate, but the world by the world by his ancient Northern Slavic lullabies and reprise: "TCC, quiet, quiet, good dragon."
A heroine wakes up under a warm blanket next to a fruit basket. Arman on the shore catches fish. Idyll is interrupted when the world is trying to touch Arman. That digs do not give a kiss without love do not touch me, I turn from it! After that, he tells the sad story that his dad was a dragon, and the grandfather was a dragon, and the great-grandfather, and he, Arman, tried to deceive the genotype, because he does not want to be a monster. And he even turned out. While your jerk-groom did not sing a dragon song. In general, do not touch me, thank you for saving, let's go, I will make a tour of it for this.
Dragon Island is a huge dragon skeleton. An experienced viewer notes suddenly that the authors taught an interesting recursion at school.
The following half an hour of screening time Dragon turns into itself and tries to fit the heroine. Then turns into a person, crepts the world with pink petals (do not ask where he took) and behaves like a beautiful prince, promising that he will try to control his inner dragon. And then a dragon again. And again the prince. An experienced viewer understands that this is not another variation of a fairy tale about beauty and a monster, but a murderous metaphor of life with an alcoholic.
All this time, Igor, who went after the bride, whines in his squad, who went home, he still devoured her already, we will get lost in the fog and everything will be cleaned. Feathers says that you are crazy, grandfathers fought, and you did a grandfather attell?
Meanwhile, a difficult family life on the island comes to a logical finale - the ugly kabatsky scandal. The dragon demonstrates the world of the altar and says that here we are brides and burn. Alive and before the ash. And the child appears in the ashes. That's how we breed. In short, collecting manatures and trees, until I started multiply, otherwise I really want.
The world sits down in a smashed root, raises the sail, hiding behind the horizon and finds the fleet of the groom. The dragon remains on the island to suffer. And then decides to jump from the cliff, not turning into such a penalty to absorb it at one moment. And so while he flies, in the ancient Northern Slavic city there is a lot of events: conversations with relatives, preparation for the wedding, experiencing a heroine. And Arman drops everything and falls.
As a result, the world stands on his feet right in the middle of the city, screaming Igor, that I do not like you, I love the dragon, and sinks a dragon song. Arman stops falling and arrive.
That's how this story ended, says a voice voice from the beginning of the film, and we understand that this Arman tells the fairy tale of a small daughter. Em, "says the girl. Actually, I just asked "How did I come from?" I thought you would be about a stork or about cabbage ...
Children, "said the situation that came up, - the dragons take in heaven. Sleep come on.
The child looks at his parents with doubt, shrugs, closes his eyes and sniffs into the pillow. Chupacabra, sitting by the cradle, sighs mightily. Guardy, "Arman says strictly, turns into a dragon, takes his wife and flies with her to heaven above the clouds. Apparently, she also wants a boy.
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