Condoms have long ceased to be just a means of protection, now these are objects of art. Of course, there are still standard gums for every day, but we are talking about holidays. For example, May Day, New Year, Border Guard Day.
We made for you a selection of the most unusual condoms, which are not ashamed to go into people.
The rapid pass of Neumara
On the one hand, the Brazilian footballer must be proud that he, albeit metaphorically, but can deeper to know his fans. And on the other, the comparison with the rubber contraceptive is quite offensive. Maybe in Brazil differently.
Baby, play the ball?
This is already a real football with a passage of the center and aiming blow to the goal. Such condoms are created for those who love football and cannot think about anything else.
Merry aliens
Pretty fun design. It seems that the creators tried to place on the surface as many stimulants as possible. We hope that they thought about those who would have to use it.
Give fool hello glass ...
This product is clearly created to verify the famous saying: "Let the fool of hell glass. He and fuck breaks, and the hands cut out. " The main task when using is not broken and not cut.
Sun forest
"My dear, here I have a forest sunshine here," a good phrase for dating girls in the bar and most importantly, that it is, the sun is. No deception. Girls adore when they intrigue.
Easily pass
Have you heard the saying "He rushing like a bull"? Now you know what it means. Everyone can move as a bull if he has a bull.
Chica for Chiki.
You do not look that this chicken is a bit scared. He is just the first time photographed. But when it comes to the case, he is a real eagle, the favorite of all chicks.
Equality of a dream
This is for those who love all unusual. What boy does not dream about being in bed with two girls? And it does not matter that one of them is a little bitten and looks like a carnival before burning.
Panca Hoy!
Such a condom is useful for the parties in the style of England of the seventies. It's time raised punk rock. Take this punk, wear, and go ahead. Like LED and Nancy.
Cupid's arrow
This is not Darth Vader in the context. This is an arrow of black Amur. And this Amur is so, he can hit in the most unexpected place. But it will be exactly love.
Grapes
This is for those who love nature. Imagine summer, Spanish bank and vineyards with playful grapes. Yes, it is grapes, and not surchased by Angry Birds, as it seems at first glance.
They did not expect? Dinosaur!
Yes, it is he. And he also wants to play. Well, invent with him some game. He is kind, the vent and almost does not bite.
Puppet show
And you can invite friends and play with them in a puppet theater. He came, for example, a mouse to visit the girafic and says: "Hello, friend, and let's go for a bear and go to the big tob." And then on the plot. Spectators will be delighted.
Care
All these figures are painted by manually women of Balzakovsky age. Remember them when you play your puppet theater. At the same time, look at how well the paint is lying.
Liquid condom
German Yang Krause came up with a spray with Latex. You apply him to the root of life and wait a couple of minutes until it will freeze. Then you can not be afraid of anything. It is said that such a condom is stronger, more reliably traditional and sits like a suit sewn around the figure. True, it is not clear how to shoot it then.
Like two fingers
Not all condoms are equally useful, and not all of them are equally comfortable. Therefore, Japanese manufacturers had to develop condoms for fingers. This is if the passion found at work, and you and you work with cute, for example, at a coal mine, and there is no one to wash your hands.
For a variety
With such condoms you have the opportunity to realize your dreams. It can be sought in a double, disperse with lightning like zeus, burn with fire or attack leopard. All you want.
Gift set
A condom on a stick for those who are young to the soul. Note, they are with eyes. That is, they can look into the soul.
New Year's
These are wonderful New Year's condoms stylized under the Christmas tree. You can choose the color of the garlands and play the New Year scenes. There and the bunny will be, and the Snow Maiden and "Once, two, three, the Christmas tree Gor!".
For mining
Some are ready to apply a roulette to the causal place in the case and without a case. In order not to take extra items in bed and not distracted by Fallometry, you can use a condom with a ruler. Only it must be cut carefully. Slightly pulled himself, and all the indicators will be others.
Canned condoms
This is in case of war, if you find yourself in the underground bunker, isolated from around the world. And here - once, and canned-seekers are suitable. There are six and ten condoms banks. It is only necessary to keep in mind that after opening the banks it is necessary to immediately use everything, but they will be scored.
