You have not yet completely moved away from New Year's Eve, but the fight again continues: a family dinner looming ahead, on which the oral gather barely familiar relatives who have not seen from the past New Year. The test is not for the weak shower, but PICS.RU knows how to get out of it without loss among personnel.
Provide reconnaissance
Fortunately, at the table with you, not invisible enemies "Stelsa" will sit, and well and well-known people. You know all their cockroaches name, but more importantly - you know which of them you especially infect. The sister will praise his boyfriend, expressively mowed the eye in your direction. Uncle Valera is sharpened to put together before snacks. Mom heads about grandchildren. Think about all these triggers and morally prepare to skip them past the ears.
Avoid hot spots
In any family there are pain points in which only TKNI - and such fireworks will begin, which will not seem little. When will you find a normal job? Why doesn't he marry? Spartak - Champion, CSKA - Stable! Sobchak for president! And on the holidays, everything and so informed - everyone had an armor, and shopping cross, and a combat watch in the kitchen. In such conditions, it is enough to throw a match ("What do you believe everything, what will you say on TV?") - And all, the fourth days are glowing the villages, and uncle Valera prone does not take.
Thinking emergency measures
If you feel that your soul is no longer a minute with a minute, you are distracted - remember all the children's counties that you know, sissing to yourself in the "Move Like Jagger" turn, stick into the phone, finally - just do not pull yourself in the heat Family passions and disputes.
Get out in the ironsion
Another trick that helps to overcome irritation: imagine that this palanger is not your family, but in general, strangers. We treat strangers where tolerant. Or, if you have an analytical warehouse of the mind, play the anthropologist: you were brought to the council of the exotic tribe of Bumaba-Khryumba, they have advanced customs: for example, the head of the tribe after a bottle of fiery water should start ritual chants. Record the observations in the notebook.
Dosage ammunition
There is no dispute, sometimes on family gatherings after each replica Rodney Hunt ramps into weightless Shot - purely for anesthesia. But hide the cartridges, give it a natural desire. 5 ppm is not the thing that will help you get out of this alterations alive, believe it.
Develop Legend
When Aunt Lena 128 times starts to ask you that you found in this idleness and you will feel that there is still a little bit - and you will put on her head basque with Olivier, imagine that you are in some family comedy - there are also Fry pieces happen. Or think how you will tell about this dinner faithful to the koreas, with jokes and booms. That's all will turn something.
Savory Soyuz
Laying among all the representatives of the Adams family, the most friendly part - sister or cousin, or someone when memory. Before the start of dinner, make bets - let each of you write down forecasts about today's evening. Uncle from Tambov is asleep to Lezginka, aunt from Kirov will start a song about how the mouflon was her former husband, a spellskid slander will arrange a show of his photo archive. As soon as your forecast comes true, you get a point. The defeated leads the winner in the bar.
Denate the path of retreat
If the family reunification finally comes down from the rails, it is better to hide in a foggy gave. Rodin is good in moderate doses, and you need a place to relax from it. Negigalous brought you to Reunion in the hometown? Remove under the favorable pretext The room in the hotel - you will deliver myself from my father's grumbling about the fact that you are soaping not in place and the doors bleach in the night too loud. Is the family living next door? Ask your agent from the outside world to call you in response to SCR and simulate the urgent challenge to work.
On the announcement: Shot from the movie "Christmas holidays"