Rules of life. Alien. PICS.RU takes an interview

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Alien.

Before death, people most often tell the phrase: "Hey, is there anyone here?"

Queen-uterus taught on With that the real one's alien for his life should make three things: drop on the deck of the cosmic ship a drop of sliding saliva, imperceptibly to sneak to the victim at the rear and viciously encourage.

Acid in my blood is not an evolutionary mechanism . I just just ate tall nurseries of Misanthropov.

Media health is critical for our larva , developing in his stomach. People do not smoke!

My childhood was hungry . Someday I will write about this book. She will be called "how I ate a dog." .. already have such a book? Well, it is necessary.

You need to learn on other people's mistakes . Especially if this error is to get under a flamethrower.

When I was very small and sat in the egg, it seemed to me that there was no beyond life . Now I believe that this is not the end. Once over my head, the face of a stupid curious cosmonaut will appear again and will open me the way to a new universe.

In order to survive, it is necessary to evolve . Therefore, in our hive, the Internet is categorically prohibited.

We were not allowed to eat people during the filming of all parts of "Alien" . So this is all special effects and lies.

You are very similar to us . Just you have no pharyngeal jaw with iron teeth.

I have a sense of excellent - I always kill the first one who is not funny joking. And the best friend of the main character does not touch almost the titles.

Physical preparation is very important. You never know when you have to run away from the grenade launcher on the elevator sheer mine.

Thought precedes success . You can think about the family. About the native planet. On freshly chosen eggs. And with all this fly into the vacuum through the transport hatch. Because the first idea of ​​a successful xenomorph must be like this: first kill Sigurnie Weaver.

Illustration: geeknews.online

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