How to be a company pug. Agamemnona method

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We have already written about the character - Mopsa Agamemnon, calling together with his lucky owner Yuri Kalmchenko to start as many pugs as possible. Even more pugs! They carry joy! They are cool! And they even have their own look at the world.

RULES OF LIFE MOPSA AGAMEMNON

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  • Sleep yourself as close as possible to people, snoring to remind you that you are here.
  • Everywhere you go for people, seek scorpically on them. Not prevent.
  • Bring some disgusting delicacy like a pork ear and eat it on the owners' clothes. Then lick footprints on the clothes.

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If you go down, come up to people, emit gases, sit down and huffy. They love it, you saw in the comedies.

On Nyuhai Street All. Large dogs say that they are miserable rsokuzh, but you forgive them.

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Put on the owners' clothes. Turn the exquisite silk into the shaggy woolen sweatshirt.

Show people your toys, but do not give up. Let them run for you, will take the toy, throw it, and then go and bring themselves. Discipline is important.

If you go, then be sure to look into the eyes of the nearest person. You have nothing to hide.

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  • Klyanchi food, even if you just devoured the previous owner entirely. People do not like it, but you love.
  • Help to work, licking genitals (your) on the host chair. People are indignant to the joke.
  • Be Agamemnon.

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