The editorial office of Pics.ru came a letter, by which we could not pass. It takes too much for the soul! Actually, publish:
"The public around me as if obsessed with the fear of old age. Wrinkles should be smoothed, painted with gray, and in general, the main thing from the skins is climb to climb so that no one gives you so many years how much really natikalo. And I want to be an old woman! "
After such a cry of the soul, we thought, thought, and wrote 15 objective reasons why it is so cool to be an old woman. Go!
one
You can talk to all the truth. Especially in public transport!
2.
You can do everything that is harmful, immoral and leads to obesity. Argument "You, then with this tattoo, walking all my life" is no longer relevant.
3.
You can make people eat and mock losing weight! For whom I bought this caramel, take another thing that you are so pale something ...
four
You can paint your hair in purple color. Or in carrot. Or both at the same time.
five
You can go to the gym, sit down on the bench for the trap bar and drink a cup of Martini. And you forbid me.
6.
You can very much - very slowly swim in the pool in the very center of the track, proudly holding a head over the water in an elegant floral hat. Well, do not splash here!
7.
You can carry your things in a comfortable bag on wheels. And put the bag on the leg of the one who does not like it.
eight
Small children? Charming. It can be understood with them exactly as much as I will receive pleasure from it.
nine
You can already, and it's time to write memoirs and post all the accumulated compromising until I forgot him.
10
It is possible to mock the gifts of relatives aloud and to frankly give them the garbage that they have been driving last time.
eleven
And I still have full right at all staring. No, no, continue to do what they did, I do not interfere with you.
12
You can do anything from what you are not allowed by age - and everyone will find that you are very cool.
13
You can not search for rational arguments if I don't like something, but simply: a) pretend to be deaf, b) ignore you, c) throw a sneaker in you, d) blame in all the intelligence agency.
fourteen
And it doesn't matter what I worked in my youth, now I will default a pillar of society and moral authority and I can read all the notations!
fifteen
You can forget about sex. What did you say inherbill? Of course I will!
