Cheeky worm and plush intestines: the funniest goods from AliExpress

Anonim

This is not everything in Greece. It is in China it is. Including such what we could not think about. Especially judging by the descriptions. Sometimes you think: what had to shove in an automatic translator diligent Chinese, so that he betrayed him?! And sometimes the product itself makes it deeply think about and reviewing my views on the world ...

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trus

Panties are contraceptive, warranty 120%. The conception is impossible in principle, as well as everything else, except for hours Rzhach.

Machlove.

Ball-love, coach product, it's all clear. Whatever the child does not do. The Mother of God here with what, and?!

ELF.

What, sorry, make the elf pig farm?! Unhappy plush dolls, unfortunate recipient of this "joy" ...

TrusiPhon.

You just did not know: you urgently needed panties for iPhone.

Kruzheva.

But who is a lace security? Anti empty, by the way, not huhry-flies!

Kishki.

Scary you, Korean winter. Plush guts thicken ...

grib

Did you think that? For nothing they would gues that this is the real mushroom hairstyle of the elephant!

Muzhch.

You read: "Free delivery of men ..." - and shudder ... and here just "to shave"! Okay, let's deliver boys for shaving, we will wash ...

Doll

Doll Masha, Dasha doll ... Wood you will? Voodoo will!

Cherv

Creature trembling or bold worm? Here, perhaps, the funny thing is that it is a "gift for children" ...

MLADEN.

Yes, babies - they are sometimes really synchronized to pull hair! But buying extra with the same options somehow strange ...

Sexual

Sexy who? Oh, this is a new word for couples with experience, who have already exhausted all intimate lexicon!

Zdorov.

Sex products - for a healthy environment! Fantasy is played ...

Devstv

Unprocessed Virgin Malaysia is ready to enter outdoor space ... Thriller!

Vorpapa.

What to give to the one who already has everything, because his dad is a wonderful thief?!

Babochka.

From the phrase "Butterfly of the legs" for some reason, Volochkova immediately remembers ... Thank God, it is not on the stickers.

Pirozhki.

Maybe it and pies. Maybe it is the petal. Doubt causes only one word - "sexy" ...

binti.

Fall. Birds fly south, and the bandages hollow out the backs ...

Pant.

If you are a Pant man, then jeans can raise morals in you!

Zomb.

"Bambi-zombie-cute-mushroom" ... such a terrible count. From her even the outerwear sweats!

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