PICS announces another "non-color" census: if you plan to make repairs on your vacation, become a volunteer in a shelter for homeless mice or to go to Annapurna - you don't need to ask us what exactly you are doing wrong.
This is what we ask you - well, how many times have you already done it all? The same.
Lose weight before holidays
A thin voice of common sense is sitting that it is impossible to just take and reset 15 extra kilos in a couple of weeks. Negregate, Walsaw! Mono-diet, Duucan's attack, tea "Flying Swallow plans over the toilet" - in the world invented many ways to quickly get rid of excess weight, as well as from the blooming species, good mood and desire to continue their mortal existence.
In general, you will be hungry, cold and horseradish. And if you really lose weight - tell everyone that you go on the water to correct health. All the same, no-indifferent people will ask what you calmly in the coffin was not lying, beauty.
Put yourself in order before leaving
Even if you are always in order - before the holiday, you need to make manicure, pedicure and epilation. On the last day! Otherwise, in the middle of vacation one fall off, and another, on the contrary, will be punished. And it would be nice to go to the solarium so as not to look on the beach with pale grass. As a result, you will look like a dark sick baby on the beach. Because the red dots after wax epilation are not going to day three.
But these are little things - compared to those flour that you have accepted. When I left the manicure with a masterpiece in my arms, and in an hour I broke the nail, trying to lay a suitcase.
Buy plates
And hat. Ugly straw hat with red ribbon on a tul. And in general - to buy as many things that can not be worn. Pareo, which carries the wind, and if it does not carry it - it means that it wet and it was poured five kilo sand. Sandals on a wooden wedge, which not bends and does not shock - so that it is beautiful to sit in them. And a very beautiful swimsuit, from which the breast will fall out in the water, and on land - everything else.
And you still need a sarafan in the marine style, and to it - beads. Unusual, bright beads - summer! Seven thousand rubles - and here you are already the owner of an exclusive ethnic decoration of semi-precious polymethyl methacrylate. We will come to the resort - and there is the same exclusive, and also seven thousand. But already for a kilogram.
Put in a suitcase all
Okay, we will not lie yourself - not in a suitcase, but in two suitcase. But it's really all. It is stupid to take with you evening dress and not capture a set of linen that simulates a figure. It is stupid to take only beautiful shorts - you still need comfortable. It is stupid to take comfortable shorts, but not take 15 cheerful T-shirts - with what then comfortable shorts wear? And without three skirts Maxi how to live? Without comfortable, second and coral.
And it is also necessary to take with you all the things you bought in case you can go crazy. Rail and pack your Jeggings and Gladiators Sandals Height for the most femininity.
And take another suitcase cosmetics
And however! We swam, we know: Customize all vacation to be covered on the beach, but you can't stand it on the third day - you rush to inspect some old town and taste local alcohol in bars for aborigines. And there, as if called, party. And you are with a naked rye, like a sirot, forgive the Lord. And most importantly - pictures. What can be pictures without delicate radiance, eh?
Alas, but the usual shade of the tonalnik will look like a geisk mask, the shadows will slide from moisture, and the blush on the bare face is like a patch in stockings. But you will have lipstick. And there will be no carcass, lost mascara. Just because it is the only necessary means.
Go on a tour and then to the restaurant
M-yes, dilemma. Walking along the heeled steps of some ancient monastery at heels - a sure way to want to go to this very monastery. Forever. The bows of the stone floor probably not so hurt. But to sit in the restaurant in the tourist sandals and shorts of the khaki color - it does not hurt at all. Just unbearable. As in a kindergarten in the pants to roll. On stage, in the assembly hall.
You, in general, will suffer or on excursions, or in a restaurant. Or try to dress comfortably, but beautiful. And you will suffer and there, and there. In the image of a woman who wants a strange.
Decide what should be fused
Other severe spirit ride on vacation. So that Spiridonova Nina Petrovna left, and Nyasha arrived. The future nyasha enters the sea to strengthen the mancrew, and the mountains climbs, because it is useful to the sedal. And the package "All Inclusive" takes itself - there is always a salad without refueling and grilled meat. Alarm! These aunts are truth on vacation is good.
Come back beautiful like a tombstone. In the sense - shine and amazed by the grace of lines. But do not please, even though you are crazy.
