An entertaining gesture. Who will you meet on New Year's corporate?

All these dress codes, glider, reports and internal servers are not ad, it is purgatory. Hell is a New Year corporate party, and everything else is only a pathetic prelude to smelly sulfur, boiling resin and multi-colored confetti. Therefore, on the New Year corporate partner (and not very), the company makes sense to go as followed. We in some sense took care of you, and tell me what you have to meet.

Loki.

Creative director or just creative bastard. It was he who came up with a corporate pajamas. And you for a hundred thousand millions took rent a dress Merlin Monroe. And wig.

Devils

Devils are drunk colleagues trying to lose you to the rented pool, after you have a white dress and a wig Merlin Monroe for one hundred thousand millions.

Sukkub

Young traveler, perhaps the young secretary of the general. At about midnight, you (in addition to the will, just drank an extra, honest word) will be engaged in having sex in the toilet cabin ... What? You are a woman? Sukubu spit.

Cerberus

Cerber, dog, cunning. At first he will catch a fader who persistently poured champagne. Then still champagne. And this is wine. And cocktail. And then he presents the rights to your society and the whole evening will be angry with a viciously on everyone who tries to attract your attention. Cerberus can be any age and any sex - this is a werewolf. It is better to hide and with the threshold to pierce each innocent, at first glance, sisadmin aspen cool. You do not face anything - who believes them, these sysadmins.

Hektonheira

As a rule, the technical staff attached to the state of Varana turns into a fifty-headed and stroke giant, which slowly, but inevitably pursues you with the obvious goal to break you the edge. Rather, not so. It moves without a goal along the Sansary wheel, driven by cosmic laws of the Universe, but on the road will certainly break you the rib. "They are awkward, hakatonheira" (c).

Demon

Often, this is a colleague trying to sit down. Well, or just a colleague (they all hate us, even without a higher goal). This small creature will be attached on your shoulder and will be chispping in the ear of a variety of brilliant ideas, it seems: "Drink the Snow Maiden for the dollar with a belt, let the fur coat. And now the coffin silence, the Snow Maid shoes, and everyone is looking at you, look.

Mammon.

Usually found by groups. Usually - from accounting. These greedy beings are pounced on the disadvantage as long as the last time they took food at the time of Yaropolk. If you hit your sins with them for one table, the events will develop approximately like this: "Happy New Year, dear Collier ...", - You will say, wait a glass, lower the eyes in search of snacks and discover the skirt from the sternum, remembered Maslin and four grape bones. "Cho stupid?", "The nearest Mammon will push you into the side," blow to advertisers, they have bouquets. "

Moyry

In the office, Moire can be anyone. At home, they are frozen old women (from 18 to 55) with metaphoric knitting needles. True, the office Moir will fly not to other people's fates, but solely intrigues, mostly jointing to "let him throw it, but I get married." Corporates are a favorite place of hunting Moir, for the victims of the drunk, cheerful and morally unstable. Moira does not drink, choosing a good moment, and the next morning you wake up in her gloomy bedroom, wrapped with metaphoric threads from the head to toe. With a full telephone SMS-OK from colleagues on the topic: "Council and Love." Moyra - a very serious reason not to drink on corporate. Or even skip it, life is more expensive.

Lucifer

Archdavel Demon Lucifer canonically responsible for pride. That is, this is a courier. Lucifer has its own channel in the U-Tuba, and it is painfully reacting to a decrease in attendance. Therefore, he and his faithful gray in the apples of the iPhone will definitely be next to you at that awkward moment when you are sick on the ficus.

Gorgon

Optionally female, but certainly from the sales department. Gorgon perfectly own the art of hypnosis, otherwise they would not be able to sell the garbnoy that you produce. New Year's corporate party for Gorgon - a great chance to demonstrate their skills in practically laboratory conditions. And now you are, like a crowded rabbit, go to participate in the competition, where you need to roll a raw egg from one panta of the executive director to another.

Prince of Darkness

This is, of course, the general one. The general one in two faces is a drunken prince of darkness and sober. Both disgusting. The sober prince of Darkness will track that it is exactly you from the toilet of his beloved, shaking sukkuba. Drunk morning will look at the video from surveillance cameras and will find that you are the only witness how he led the sukkuba from the toilet. And - hello, statement on your own, new year.