On the nose - Halloween. And this means that anyone can happen. But there is nothing to readers to pics.ru: they will definitely meet this holiday prepared. We took care of you!
1. Read since childhood smart books and do not take acne. The hero should not be blunt and sexy. The horror film is not life. Stupid and sexy heroes are killed in the first 10 minutes when they stupidly have sex in a car with bad shock absorbers.
2. To be clever, too, you need to moderately. The hero should not be anywhere. As soon as Drisch appears on the screen and pushing speech with dull words, an experienced spectator knows - Botany will kill the second. Before death, he will drag something important, but no one will understand him.
3. If you run to the car, fleeing from the maniac, know, the keys will definitely fall and quarreled under the car or it does not start. Therefore, the keys must be worn on an elastic band as children's mittens, a car on time to drive on both and refueling, and indeed ride better on the tank.
4. In the horror movie, it is better not to open cabinets with mirror doors. And do not use mirrors at all. You saw yourself so hundred times, do not let the monster have a chance to spoil your mood at the very beginning of the film.
5. Remember, hide in the closet, under the bed and even under the blanket - it is impossible. Yes, everyone is doing that. But for some reason it works only in children.
6. If something is dark and above, something is dripping, it was not neighbors flooded a house. Where did the neighbors in the rocket or the forest? Do not waste time on reflection. Run, friend, you have almost digest.
7. If the hero needs to see what crouches and pursues in the night bushes, wait for the morning. Or do not wait and send there a bad policeman. You pay taxes on its content. Broken police officers also at your expense. So let him go.
8. Swim at night - the same bad habit, as there are tomatoes after sunset. A crocodile will be in the pool, in the sea - the surviving megalodon or an unknown voracious spot with ticking faces.
9. For the sake of all saint, do not buy a house with glass doors! Even the most greedy insurance will not sign an agreement with you.
10. Remember that the maniac focuses in your home better than you. He always is illuminated and will come back, even if just standing in front of you. Take this feature of the maniacs and always cover your back with a wall.
11. The attic and the basement are two anomalous places where the light is always flashing and goes out, and the lantern is discharged. After that, the villain, who believes that it is enough to warn the victim about his intentions, attacks. Play according to the rules! Blow from there at the first blinking of lighting devices.
12. In addition to the easy deposition of intelligence, the hero should be physically constructed. But not too. It is not necessary to run at full strength, but as if playing in the giveaway, otherwise the maniac will lose and lose motivation. Therefore, that the movie takes place, the hero is always casually launched and ready to stumble.
13. Never take a shower. For an incomprehensible reason, even alien maniacs are not indifferent to our souls. It is worth the heroine to turn on the water and delay the curtain, under the window immediately starts hoarsely exhale someone in with such a knife.
14. If you are a virgin and think that youth horror is an excellent reason, to finally sleep with someone, then we have the fourth corpse. Remember, hero, virginity - the most powerful coast of the artifact of cinema. Exception - Great Love. Then you can. They will kill only a partner.
15. Do not ask an empty house of stupid questions "Anybody Home?". Of course, there is no one there. Not yet. But now will appear.
16. Wear a wand with you. Each time, when will the need to ask the suspicious corpse "Are You Ok?", Just dangle it with a wand. This will save you life three times.
17. If a final battle and the villain goes, so doded you that you already see Angels, do not rush to die. Now it will be attached to the uncontrollable talkativeness. You will have time to sleep, relax and your unfair friend just swears to apply against the villain artifact "Board" against the villain.
18. When you killed the villain, get your wand for a sticky, throw it away and discharge almost all of the enemy's body. Pistol Put next to the hand of the murdered. He is dead, why not?
19. If the enemy knows anyway ... Rather - not "if". When! When the enemy will come true, he, saved from the recent words saved from the last words, will shoot a hero into his favorite dog or throws some kind of shine crap from the mind. Jelly crashes to the heroic boot and stick. The hero will not notice anything. An experienced viewer will seem like jelly smiling. Titers.
20. All this garbage does not work if you are in the Japanese horror movie. In this case, you need to breathe, accept and write a will. But as fast as possible ...
