Since a long time, astrologers have been convinced that stars and planets directly affect health. Editorial PICS is old people, but not so much to remember those times, perhaps it was.
Today, stars and planets are obviously weak competitors can megacities and gennomified products. But that's what stars and planets exactly influence and to this day - it is for the behavior of their ward, picked up the ARZ.
CAPRICORN
Capricorn is hurting fun and with a twinkle, after time after checking his body for strength. Think, ulcers, it is a delicious wine, and I am one boilers of everything. Think, infarction, in the child is graduation, write down under my responsibility. What a fracture, I have tickets for Goa, give a cellophane bag so that the plaster is not soak, and take off. In morgue? And there Wi-Fi catches? OK then.
AQUARIUS
Aquarius is sick and treated with knowledge. A diagnostic apparatus is built into the basic configuration of Aquarius, which is practically not mistaken. Therefore, the Aquarius trusts himself much more than the average physician. And in the House of Aquarius, as a rule, there is a first-aid kit, seeing which the average pharmacist is hanging from the envy. For, in addition to the standard set "paracetamol, a plaster and activated carbon" in Aquarius, there is always some special white, grown on the southern slope, aspirin of the 1984 yield.
FISH
Fish is sick virtuosically, as in a good dramatic movie. Fish loves her to stroke her head and regret, so the maximum squeezes from seasonal cold. Experienced fish is able to rewrite the testament whenever the high-tech indicator crosses the fatal mark "37.2". And then, releaseing a notarium, turns his head to the hearing from the Entertement of Visavi and whispering a weak voice: "Do not worry, I'm fine, go to my corporate, throw me, throw me."
ARIES
Aries persistently pretends that it is not sick. Sneezes like Karabas Barabas? Trifles, allergies. Coughs like wounded elephant? Garbage, choked. Forty? It's hot here, open the window. Therefore, close and colleagues of the Aries are worthy of medical directories and carefully learn suspicious symptoms - the stubborn and responsible lamb is quite capable of declare on a planer with a bubonic plane.
CALF
Taurus will endure to the last, and then falls into bed, says: "Everything, I died, goodbye," folds hands on the chest and closes his eyes. And does not respond to external stimuli. It looks like it is quite scary, the doctors shake their heads, and close, for obvious reasons, begin to panic. You don't need to panic, you need to know the program bugs of the body immunity: if the patient does not tell the patient that he will not pay the sick leave, the transaction breaks down, the gypsum is removed, the client leaves, then the calf recovers instantly, as if he had a live water.
TWINS
The twin appreciates his disease. As well as any reason, suitable as an argument to justify the twins life credo: "I can't work in such conditions!". Congenital acting abilities of the twin allow it to turn a scratch in "I cut off a crash", and banal snot into the desperate "I can't breathe." It could make a patient twin unbearable, but does not. Because on the second day, the twin becomes boring the nose, and it recovers.
CANCER
Cancers - persistent tin soldiers. In cancer there are only two states of health: "everything is in order" and "Oh, sorry, I seem to die." The second option can be avoided if you hide medical encyclopedia from cancers. Cancers are the most people who are exactly all diseases in addition to the jero. If you do not indulgerticity of cancers, you can plow them.
A LION
Lions are lovers of doctors, because they are extremely flutterous to their health: the king of the beasts did not have an estate. The home first aid kit is filled with preparations for the prevention of all diseases, including malaria, even if the lion lives in Norilsk. But if after all, the lion is somehow miraculously fall from seasonal flu, it will still call to work every hour and not to give colleagues to relax. Because without lion, these insignificance will be wound all, do not go to the astrologer.
VIRGO
But the virgins can not tolerate. Because virgins usually pumped skill: "Homeopathy, diet and herbury." For the Virgin, the case of honor to send official medicine in knockout, which, by the way, it is often possible. Although the matter is not that the hare's litter really treats chlamydia, but in fondness, faith and, what is there, the harmful character of the most feminine sign of the zodiac.
LIBRA
Scales have a rare talent to pick up viruses, even sitting in a concrete bunker, in a gas mask and a suit of bioprotection. Therefore, to hurt for them - the case is familiar, little affecting the lifestyle, mood and nature, in general. Well, got sick, think - grief, buy me here these delicious round pills kilogram of one and a half, one hundred grams of oblong pill and the Bidonchik of the Lazolyvan. I kiss everything through the mask, I will be a week later, have a nice day.
SCORPIO
Scorpio, like cancer, the sign is very inspired. But with the most powerful natural immunity. So if not to say Scorpio, which is raging a zombie apocalypse, he will not notice. And if you say that rabies are treated even at the stage of the hydroelectory, he will cure, scholars in a stupor the minds around the world. In any case, whatever scorpion fell ill, it copes with this better than other signs. The scorpion of the stars generally gave a bunch of all sorts of buns, which, of course, wildly infuriates.
SAGITTARIUS
Sagittarius Stoics. Live under the slogan "I can't get to hurt", even if already sick. The prophylaxis of Sagittarius is also not engaged - I said that I once! Therefore, experienced employers discharge the bulletin and peel off the office with the help of protection, as soon as the announcer in the news hints at the city epidemic of something nasty. Sagittarius is better locked while he did not hit the firm with its arrows of the influenza directly to the accounting department. But it should be remembered that in his will the Sagittarius does not leave anything. What is the Spanish when I have an audit?
