The size, of course, matters - and the little humor (or its absence) satisfies somehow less than a large, healthy and active. But the value also has the quality! Not all humors are equally useful, some are so simple! ..
Humorist-kindergarten
Comes in a puppy delight from sophisticated comments on physiological manifestations of metabolism and other details of the body. It seems that these are the consequences of an incomplete children's injury: the tags did not know in the younger group of sacred knowledge about ass and fonderosh, the brutal jokes about Cheburash and Piachki hid. And here he was given a passport, brought into the world and there they opened their eyes. And then it broke down and quietly. Especially refreshing when this wave covers you in the office of solid lady with a tie and secretary.
Humorist pest
The boy has grown up - and Doros to such intricate manipulations as the birth of cakes, frightening sleeping, pushing chairs ... Well, other similar high-intelligent fun, catastrophically popular among the population of YouTube. There may be a harmless pest (Oxymoron turned out, well, yes) - he will just bombard you with these rollers, in which the dude was walking, and fell into the water, GGYY. And it can meet and harmful - such a pest-naturalist. You will meet - hanging him on the tail of the cans, to recognize and quickly returned his favorite plastic poop from the jokes store.
Humorist Rzhevsky
With Mr. Guarantor, everything is clear. This hangs in about fifteen years. Its elements are primary and secondary, as well as all variations of simple movements occurring with them. On those surrounding who for some reason do not bother and do not throw caps in the air with the sounds of a joke about the nipple, looks with contempt. It is also, Gagaras, not available. They are a trifle pushed, probably just not up to date, what kind of rye is a nipple, gee.
Humorist abstract-angry
About him familiar usually speak apologizing tone. "Yes, you do not listen to him, he is very kind in the depths of the soul. Flies will not be offended. Yesterday Kitten fed. No, did not poison. Yes, checked. " Because if it is to listen to it, it will turn out that the kitten would just like to be invented, and on flies traded - basically the paws on one to tear off. He is brought to some physical enjoyment of inhole jokes, although he is not a surgeon and not a tomb. He really did not even frighten anyone. Qualitatively sublimates, it seems. Why no one has inonened him for the quotes, national minorities and people with deviations - that's the question.
Humorist concretely evil
He is a humanist applied. Master can be attached. And the implacability of aiming jet guides to a certain object. At the same time there is a fear of sick places, including carefully covered. The most interesting thing is that he seeks this not information in the coffin specifically you. Nothing personal! This is his way of self-expression. Butterflies flute, the flowers are fragrant, and Gennady flying walking on the Mozoles. Periodically sincerely surprised by its disobability (and sometimes damaged face). He joked.
Humorist Slim
He somehow so cunning folds in one thesis Iquiban, animal husbandry and Tarantino, that it turns out inhumanly funny and elegant. Human and do not discern, without a hundred grams and is suppressed. Sometimes there is a striking combination in one individual of a thin and kindergarten. This miracle of selection is dragged with saouse-parkhouses because it is such a three-layer postmodernism. Or because it is about ass? .. who will figure it out, it's better and not to get into these matter deeply: there too thin and at the same time it smells very much.
Humorist sarcastic
Received by crossing from two previous species. Thin and at the same time evil, but at the same time it manages to hold on the verge, balancing on it infinitely - and proudly shines the intact muzzle. Behaves approximately as a nanny, described at Tuva Jansson:
"- What is" ironic? " - asked Mumi-Troll. Well, imagine that you stumbled and flopped into the already brushed mushrooms, "Tuu-Tikki said. - Of course, your mother will become angry. But she is not. Just says with destroying calm: "I understand it is your dance, but I would be quite grateful if you danced not on the products." Or something in the same spirit. "
Humorist Citizhet
In the sense that he reads a lot, and then quotes a lot. More precisely, cycizes. Sometimes it turns out very much ... especially when it is inappropriate. With him in the near kinship consists of a humorist-puncher, a passionate player with words. If they are reduced together, they will turn into a closed system, which no one else is needed. The first, for example, willingly can steer pieces from the word of the second. And the second is to expand your range of what you can play. Both of them can deal with this case without sleep and rest. So what would not do the child, just not having merged with Ilfom and Petrov.
Humorist-discoverer
He deftly catches your button - and deliberately brightly eyes, reports: "Listen to the anecdote!" Shuddered, yeah? ;) And we like it, by the way. Pokashi does not fit, you do not sweat over your sores, your nipples - and they do not touch. And with such a sincere delight gives you a jokes with prechipster beards, which herself is sincerely laughing. What is the difference, what exactly is the joke, which reminded you of happy cloudless times in the third grade, or above the fact that someone else has a cheerful rzhet? The main thing is the effect. How likes to say a wizard-discoverer, remembering children's friendship with abstract-angry: potassium cyanide - consistently excellent result!
Humorist Mimmy
And there are peasants with Divine Ch / Yu. You easily recognize such out of a thousand: he readily laughs at himself, does not mind to go with you and children to "minions", and at the work noon sent to you links to styles depressing, rusty enamers and pics.ru!
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