We think that hipsters even got out of themselves. In the soul, they are waiting - it will not wait when they are knocking on 30 years old and it will be possible to calmly throw out points without diopters, remove an account in Instagram and fly to Turkey to live down the "All Inclusive" program.
I'm hipste
Male hipsters dress like Mamenikins Sons, for which some kind of cute bourgeois lady still collects socks (multicolored) and checks the pockets of dirty skinny jeans to accidentally do not wash the Wi-Fi router. Hipsters female women look like girls whose moms are already despair, so the girls get up in the morning - and all the clothes in the tank for dirty. Well, jacins with a tunic, I spread the hair, maybe it will come for "I_Prost_Nland_VFORT" Style.System of your alien
Hipster clothing is not only dying like oatmeal, but also should obey strict standards, as if the Dembel form. Like everything else in Hipster's life. Favorite memes, books, Hipster TV series change every day for complex unwritten rules, devaluing the meaning of the word "favorite". Accurate knowledge, to what point in the photo you can make a chamber "Lomo", and after which - only Polaroid, allows Hipsters to clearly identify their own and other people.
CHUR, I'm in the house!
But hipsters always have an excuse in case of error. Irony. As soon as you feel some kind of tension in the atmosphere, immediately cling to the top lip cardboard mustache and you, as it were, and. For example, you are confiled and tapped jeans-clay with a logo, and I had to have Mama pants with an overwhelmed waist nou-neim. Irony. Mock over consumption society. I called the female audience with chicks - again, irony. Sarcasm. His chicks immediately understood!What you don't eat
A special person and food must be special. Eco-Fritthli, Fair Trade in Revenue Packaging. Eh, together, together the next supermarket, opened a shop for the sale of farm cut and cleaned carrot. And it does not matter how much hardworking migrants will lose work ... Although migrants dispose of hipsters thrown into the bicycles, they are pretty organically fit into the urban space. I do not even know. On the other hand - cut carrots.
Give bikes
Hipster public transport does not like. There's a society there. Personal cars do not fit into the image and expensive. Exit, of course, bike or scooter. And if you get tired, you can always take a taxi! Of course, you need to catch the fellowship using a special mobile application, then the contribution to urban traffic jams will not be so depressing.There is no life, inhabited by robots
When the archaeologists of the future dig out our servers and honor the social activists, they will find out that the population of our country by a third consisted of hipsters, on a third of people, constantly and energetically engaged in sex, and 86% of those who learn from the taxi drivers and listening to the hipsters To the noise behind the wall near the neighbors.
Loyalty to quality
Trends can change, but one sick of Hipster remains unchanged - Masleyness! Hipster will be better for a year to find cigarettes at the ancient entrances, which will refuse to themselves in the iiphone, Iphade, iPoda, ah, yes, even if he is far from design as a penguin from the Arctic, he should have Mac-Air, and that's it.How poor are our language
We specifically used a number of monstrous words from the hipster language, and you can easily remember others. This is also part of the system of your own strangers, so it is very important not to make mistakes and catch the moment when some coworking will suddenly become an Stamp in you, and suddenly "Pak" and "Further" will come into fashion.
Startup. Stagger
What plants and arable land there, even offices and editors are not good enough for hipsters. Hipsters work in startups. Let's say you can create a startup for the delivery of cut carrots to the house. Collect money by crowdfunding, or from an investor (mom). Then the startup will fall apart, but this is the norm of life. All the same in megalopolis, money is made from the air (mothers), like new socks.Hipste and Politota
Perhaps the love of bicycles affects, but one of the important hipsters will adopt their political activity. They are damn active when the country has a lack of ecological cutting carrots. Activity is manifested on the Internet, as well as in a creative approach. If the authorities are reporting on the return of the carrot, Hipsters report: Run! If the authorities persist, hipsters shake ironic postcards with alluzia on the third Reich and hopelessly waiting for repression. Gone, honestly.
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