22 things that are constantly happening in porn - and almost never in life. 18+

You know that porn is not a documentary movie. But some still do not believe. Let them read it!

There will be no sex until three or four cameras will be installed around the bed.

Everyone can read thoughts. Never need to say "I want so" and "I don't want"

The average length of a modest member begins from 20 cm

Never need to be interrupted and dig in the bedside table in search of a condom. He somehow forms himself

Yes, actually, at least it is not formed - you can do without it

Always put in bed shoes on a 15-centimeter heel

If you change less than four positions - you don't do something like that

If you did not finish a couple of times - you do something wrong

Any fool can have sex for two hours without breaks on the toilet and drinkers

Normal girls are always carrying under jeans latex panties and bras with holes on nipples

You can finish only on face

Below eyebrows no one is growing

For the rapid multi-stage orgasm, the girl is enough to peep with a finger

Somewhere for glasses of girls has an additional clitoris

In the degree of tenderness, sex should remind battles without rules, and speed - the work of the sewing machine

If there is no discharge on rhythmic gymnastics, forget about sex at all. In the present sex, everyone has enough flexibility to throw legs behind the ears. And muscles never reduces

Anal sex - trifles. You can even run and without warning

And without a lubricant, what these excesses

Did you detain the apartment fee? Meet the owner in thong!

Failed the exam? Again the thongs will help

Lifehak: Sex with a courier makes all goods free

Doctors and masseurs are better not to walk at all - it is always known how it ends