Sometimes you wake up in the cold sweat - the lesson did not learn! I forgot to change! I slept to school! And then this - FUUUU, dream of the same thing, what happiness, that everything is behind!
Nasty classmates
As on the selection - adhesives, hooligans, bore and gopota. With which you for some reason are obliged to be friends! Particularly angry those who wrote off from you and received a "five" without the slightest voltage. And those who specifically suggested incorrectly ("This river is called MII PIS!") To enjoy your universe shame. It is difficult to believe that even the best people of the world, too, were once someone's classmates.Teacher and worse
Why did the literature teacher read the poems of the champion of such a guy voice? As if siren howls and here, the art crew will begin. Why a physicist tagged under the nose so quiet that it was impossible to disassemble anything? Why Fizruk attached us to the "goat" without any need for that, we are so understandable.
Square ass
Daily 6-8 hours we sat on solid plywood chairs and allowed roots in them. And when we wanted to spend after this torture along the corridor, some teacher immediately arose, who grabbed us for the shake and reported for these jogs.Eatery
Goodbye, Perlovka. People who sincerely enjoy the frohard porridge are found in nature less often than wolves-vegetarians. But even these wolves would not have been able to eat apart and gray bugs with margarine, which were twisted for 10 years. Any school dining room was the workshop for the processing of products in the inedible male and pieces of rubber of unclear origin. And the dislike for compote and the cake, many of us carried in the year. The worst was the smell - the poorest chlorine, rags and something burnt.
Boys
Maybe these monsters and grew into something sensible. But we doubt. They set us the steps, Lepii the gum on the pigtails and tried to shove the skirts. In a good way, they would have to beat aimed into the nose, what we did. Getting for this harsh submission - you're what, Katya, you just like you! It is so caressing! It is sad that some Katenks have grown, and to distinguish violence from love still do not know how.The form
Spiky and bruise dresses of the color of the ulusion and these impossible collars that need to sew and disappear, sew and disappear, sew and disappear. Many of those who went to school already in the nineties when it was possible to wear everything, they were also injured. First, parents made the shape of the older sisters from the economy. Secondly, because it disciplines. Well, yes, the more Discipline will take you from studying, the more effective, it is well known a century from the seventeenth.
"Two" for behavior
And not for knowing the subject. And at the same time - in the Count on the subject! Well, I do not like the teacher that you draw on the fields of the princesses. Or on change, depict Wild Mustang. Or called Vaska a fool (and what did you have to do if he was really a moron, and so far?). And for some elderly teachers, zadbolborn schoolchildren, the ideal was generally silent, the child's scarecrow. Stirred? Two!Independence
It is from there that our hatred is growing to all sorts of competitions and tamadam. Vacifics are obsessed with cultural events. Running in bags, KVN without a trace of fun and resourcefulness, some popular muttering of poems by heart and choir execution "Orlenka". And everyone would be happy to be somewhere else. Teachers are not in the assembly hall, but at home at the TV. We are not on the stage, but on the street or at the ring, to which the bait from the standard Nintendo brought.
Strange Language
Not a fortieth, but framuga. No hall, but recreation. Recreation, Holy Getths! Well, who uses these words at all?Rudeness
But they, if you think, Hamili the most tramway. Moreover, his classmates in response to such an absan could still be sent by the forest. But if the teacher tells you "Ivanov, enough staring at Sidorov, the bride was imprisoned, it is better to look at the note!" "You can only fall through the floor, recreation and a basement."
Stupid rules
If the handle is only blue. But not black, nor. Fields - 4 cells. If you do three, the roof of the school will collapse, and if five will call Satan. Notebook - in the cover. Hands - on the table. Shift - in the bag. Write in each cell. In comparison with this any, even the most insane corporate rituals - spit and lose.