Dating and flirting on the Internet - the thing is dangerous. It seems nothing like that, but the process delays and can become a real threat to your marriage. PICS.RU knows how not to get to come! Do not spit into the well: crashes - you can't catch!
Keep the device with yourself
In the toilet, soul and when you sleep. If at an inappropriate moment you will overtake the message of the frequency content in WhatsApp from the subscriber "DIRTYHARRYXXX" will be embarrassed. And then prove the belief that it's just your familiar book amateur about Harry Potter!
Choose time
When you with your husband together, do not let the slack and do not go to the chat! A dreamy smile and a light blush, of course, are good, but during family dinner in mother-in-law can cause suspicions.
Cut your tinder!
At least for the time of sleep! Remember! The enemy is a dreaming, but not sleep!
Hide all evidence
Drink applications for dating in a group of applications under the vulture "My Health" or "Food" or something harmless. Although, as practice shows, according to the law of the World Bl * Death, your husband will urgently need to order pizza from your phone. There is nothing to do: slam eyes and mashed everything on vile viruses.
Invent an excuse
In case you were caught with political, invent a couple of plausible excuses. For example, in Tinder, you are looking for a hot mulatto for your shared friend. So that the cake from the cake crashes and spread confetti. Yes, at the cottage in January. So what?
Do not leave marks
After reading everything to burn! That is, remove! SMS, all messengers, letters, disclose honor and dignity of photography. OK, Speak to re-read, cry, but then burn!
Do not lie
If you lead an incendiary correspondence with curly Apollo about the delights of anal sex to the new moon, you should not say that they correspond with his mom about buying seedlings to the garden. That's just not worth it, believe.
Do not hurry
Do not jump and do not be nervous when new messages come. Be calm like a boa. Friendly couple of elephants and biting crocodylin. You can not - train the skill! You can not completely - cut the sound. At all. And vibration too!
All denial
Even if you were caught hand. There was nothing! And the site is open - so this ad will open when you saw the series! The name of the series and the plot would be good to know.
Do not frankly
Your virtual fans have no need to know anything about you, except for a fictional name. Even if they promise to send a million aliens of roses home, family diamonds and a teddy pink pony. You and without pony lives well.
Do not overjudice
Permanent excited state Hide difficult: eyes shine, pupils are expanded, look wanders. So keep yourself in your hands! Or say that your new phytquia is just something! So sausage! And if you still smoke it!
