Even the most correct man is no no, and it will be stopped to the condition of the Varan. Therefore, the wife must be armed not only by the rolling, but also information.
Of course, our scale is very conditional - it all depends on age, weight, snacks and weights snacks - some boys and after 200 grams of brandy fly to Leningrad instead of Pavlik. But the general idea of the stages of male intoxication can be made.1. Oh, not laughing (beer bottle)
Okay. Bottle of beer for an adult man really funny, if only he does not have a medical examination.2. And who is my favorite girl? (150 vodka)
The initial stage, repurchased by an experienced woman at times: It seems, quite sober, but already suspiciously affectionate3. I finally did not drink! (300 ml)
He hits herself in the chest and swear that he did not drink. When hitting the chest, the favorite sometimes loses the balance.4. And what? (400 ml)
This is a reaction to careful hint - they say, baby, you have an ulcer and colitis. Pronounced with aggressive intonation, development options are only two: the scandal or "no, no, nothing."5. Moldo Ryumka Vodka on the table (half-liter)
Paul-liters are such a magical unit of volume, accepting that, beloved is aware that he is Leps.6. We have cho on baby? (700 ml)
If there is no dangling wife at hand, the man pulls the dumplings from the freezer, pumped them into a skillet, poured the egg, waiting for a couple of minutes and eats. In the case of low alcohol resistance, it forgets to turn on gas. But he still delicious.7. Enough to drink it shit, I have another bottle of single (1 l)
Crucial moment. Train, hell and avgar starts.8. I have the right! (1.1 l)
He insists on his right to dance the striptease on the bar counter and wildly annoyed if the creature is trembling (see "Wife") not too dravily bows into the panties of bills.9. Masik, forgive me for everything (1.2 liters)
You are so beautiful, I am not enough you. Here it is the very case when real men cry and even sobs in some places.10. He "died" (1.3 l)
1.3 liters - it did not branch sneezed, you know!11. What are you jealous? (1.4 l)
"Do not be jealous, we are just friends with her," the beloved and gently stroking the door jamb in the area of the alleged priest.12. Care at night (1.5 liters)
This is a fork. Either he goes to sleep, or he leaves forever. Here he is not understood, he will find another place where everything will be different. It goes, hence, and falls asleep in the wardrobe.13. Who are you? (1.5 l +)
When trying to spread it and put it, he is angry and yells: "Get out, bitch, I'm married." And the wife is tossing until the morning under a deafening snoring perfectly happy.In the photo: Frame from the film "Bachelor Party in Vegas".