Well, you are our monoborous, we will go? About 15 years ago, laughing and mocked over the controversy eyebrows. Worse, it was probably, perhaps hairy armpits. And now, look at all these hypocrites, they are already ready to wear eyebrow "shigns" just to be in the trend. But we know those who wore MONOBROV before it became mainstream!
Your monobrov has always been part of your individuality, you like it or not
And you spent a lot of time so that it was not
In heavy and troubled times, that is, in the 90s and 00s, your traveling stars in the ocean of fashion and style were "monobrov" celebrities, for example, Bjork
Your adolescence passed in unsystematic attempts to "tame" their monobrov
Perhaps even attempts to shave the gap in the monobrous and make from one two
All dreams were reduced to such eyebrows.
But all attempts have led to one result: the vigorous monobrov was more like two black spermatozoa moving towards each other
Sometimes plucking led to the fact that the two obtained eyebrows as if they hated each other, so far they diverged on the forehead
In the affect state, it was possible to be made to an incredible result. Monobrov turned into a missing eyebrow
Surely also parents forbade you something with the monobrov to do
You are in principle aware of all images and associations that cause a monobrov
Over the years you have learned to "care" for monobrov and bring it to a divine view
And this is an eternal struggle
But then the world came the Major Mravin. And everyone who dropped over controversial eyebrows immediately began to try their same to grow
And then it began to seem to you that your monobrov is not enough mono!
You finally accepted our monobrov and began to wear it with pride!
You are with great tenderness and sympathy treat children with monobrov
Possessors of the same monobrivation easier to make friends with you than those who do not have it
In my nightmares you see how the fashion is returned to the eyebrows. And wake up in cold sweat
Large craftsmen compare you with Frieda Calo, but you know that MONOBROV has hardered your character!
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