At least one thing from this list is stored in the closet for each of us. How did she get there? What condition was necessary to be to drag it into the house? Why is it still not on the garbage?
The answer to these questions outside the empirical knowledge. The matrix is designed so that some entities arise from nowhere and are located next to us all our lives.Very evening dress in the floor
It is not necessary to "in the floor", but necessarily with some shed body an element. Well, there is a neckline, cut, slice, incision and lace inserts in responsible places. The dress was bought for insane money and saw the world once, on a corporate party, where it turned out to be "too evening." Since then, it has been waiting for his star hour for the eighth year, which is about to get along. So what? I never know how life turns. Suddenly an Oscar will suddenly be presented? And then you are all such a very evening dress in the floor.
Those most jeans
Neither one other jeans sat on you as cool as those very. In them, you were irresistible for years of 5 years ago, and of course you will be irresistible again, you just need to drink the stomach slightly and lose weight. The most darling. Two dimensions. In the meantime, it is better not to touch them in order not to be nervous once, opening the fridge after six. And even better throw them out at all. Well, because we know exactly with you that you can only get into these two narrow guts if you stop eat at all. And "not to eat at all" is very, very sad undeavor.
Those very shoes
We know exactly how they got to you. "Well, you do not go to them in the country," said a convincing seller. You pressed shoes to the chest, brought home, put on ... and realized that the convincing seller opened the shoe mystery to the end. You do not go to them at all. Neither in the country, nor by asphalt, nor on a baroque, Lord forgive. The only maneuver, which can be checked with the same shoes - neatly trying to the car, crawl and stand. Preferably with support. In general, once a year you take them out of the box and try on. Sitting.
The question "Why was it was impossible to hand over his shoes back and pick up money" only men or women who were not lucky to meet their very shoes could be set. Those who are lucky, know for sure: when you fit into the most jeans, you will not have problems with shoes. That day, when it happens to go rain from candy and caramel apples. And you feel sacred in what it happens. And we are sacred in it too. And who does not believe - fools without shoes. Amen.
Adhesive blouse
The textile freak of wild color is acquired by you either during the period of deep depression, or, on the contrary, during the unhealthy mental lift and passing the course of nootrops. Usually, the adware blouse drags into the house under the "bike" that I want to add a bright spot in the wardrobe. In fact, the admin blouse is an act of protest against the dull reality and has a powerful psychotherapeutic effect. No one is never wearing her, but its presence reminds the owner that she is a strong woman, ready to rain from candy and caramel apples.
Vacation hat
It is purchased in the summer vacation when it seems to you that rain from candies is about to go, and the amount on the credit card is still infinite. You are not very sober, tired by the sun, moderately insane, and there are ladies in long sundresses. On the second day of the vacation, you to kick to the beach stalls, you buy it with gold teeth, you wear three times, then we are driving in a suitcase and drag with you in dull weekdays. In the sad weekdays, the vacation hat is miserable, like Christmas fir after vacation, but you still do not throw it away. We think you do not need to explain why.
Lace belt
"I wanted to please cute - I bought a belt with stockings. I was pleased with the player, and I no longer want. " Familiar? And then! Because, we will be honest, usually this sheepskin is not worth it. Feeding half an hour, tormented with clasters, align the seams, take the appropriate postures, wait for a fool, enthusiasm and forearday for an hour and a half ... And this jerk for three seconds everything disappears to hell, and then also asks: "Listen, and I didn't stick What is it for your pants were such rusty in the hole "? Well, and the meaning? However, the dream is that one day cute will give up, you still keep, together with the ill-fated belt. You keep a hundred years old. In it will be buried.
Funny handbag
Very business suit
Well, very business and, most likely, the trouser. The one in which you look like the granddaughter of the gimmler. You remember that I bought his full noble intentions to start finally dressed "as a decent woman, and not as a debilile teenager." But for some reason did not come out. It turned out a little bit like the granddaughter of Himmler, and a little bit like Sasha Gray. Therefore, let it be housing. You look, come in handy for some unexpected purposes.
Rock skirt
It can not go anywhere in it. More precisely, it's just impossible to walk. After all, a rock skirt or terribly narrow, or scary, or with a cut in such a place that is about and the soul is visible. But you are brave. Therefore, once a week, early in the morning you get it out of the closet, try on and understand that there is no - today again some kind of fatal day. Nafig, nafig!
Mamina Coward
So what? Good panties. Warm. And big. If you want to pull up, they will cover you on the very shoulders. And most importantly, if you are in them - the day will definitely end without erotic adventure. Oh yes, because Mamina Cowardel work is not worse than unshaven legs. Do not throw away! Grow my daughter - deliver.