Good to be a big girl. You can not refuse yourself - including in sex. Large girls know this perfectly and are happy to be striking in all serious. And then amazed - and where is the holiday? Straight as small, to God.
Editorial PICS.ru consists of large girls, so we know what we are talking about. We say - no need to put sexual experiments on these are experimental. Will not take off.Hipster
Well, first, he is something, bad and pale. Already on the amateur of the present, agree. If he is also high, you are doomed to constantly stumble in gentle places on its endless, strange, gravestone cold limbs. This is if it comes to sex in general. Because hipster does not know how to make sex just like that. Hipster first need to talk. In the sense - to pour your deep inner world on you: a political position, the idea of a startup and the author's review of the film "Dog's Heart". The best thing you can do is pour him a cup of Puer and go to bed immediately. And then he rapes you. In the brain.
Macho
It is impossible to say that sex with him will disappear, because sex, actually, and will not. There will be penetration, friction and ejaculation. And yet - imitation. The fact is that Macho is confident - he has a magical UG. And as soon as he is enjoyed in you - you have to score in multiple orgasms. And, we assure you, on the fiftieth second of the act you will really start to portray the epileptic seizure. So that he cumsing already and lagged behind, because it is some kind of kind, the right word. Not because it is a rude animal, no. Because if you do not pretend, he will look at you with amazed eyes of a poketing dog.
Pikaper
It is no longer zoo, but xenophilia, because it's not exactly a person. A person will offer you Doggi Style to do everything well. And the Picaper is to take a picture of you to take pictures, then lay out in your pickup seams and write that you are a solid seven. Fuck, do you think? This is not a nasty. The mercury is that you are not exciting it, and the idea of how many comments about your ass will be written by juvenile pimpical coats. This is really a creature with another planet - a pseudo-uniform unicellular.Brutal
Some biker, boxer, or, boasting the goddess, a former donkey. A real man, in short. Whether it is ready for the fact that only his member will be in your disposal. Do not count on cunnilingus - this is not for him. He is not some kind of sucking. Hands to try to keep away from his delicate places, because the fingers are there as emery, and the burrs on them are like a diamond bor. And smell. Oh, this terrible smell. Do not hope that you drive it into the shower and it will become better - the beer is still going to sleep before sex.
Nya Pukhlyachok
Dangerous moment! You probably sometime was such a cavalier - a thick ugly dwarf with a shark smile, natural quasi-modo, but oh, what a clever and ah, what a beautiful lover. It was? Surely it was, and you now inspire that you just love cozy men - such to be for what to hold. So, most likely, only to hold you and succeed. Because he has complexes, shortness of breath and pressure. Well. Dysfunction. Habitual. And then your former fat man - he was Napoleon. Well, in the sense of a rare talent of a person, a historical person, in fact.
Elevated alcohol
Poet, actor, musician, writer, legendary thousand years from the old stitching, which ordered a long time to live 10 years ago. Very smart. Genius is almost. Because it knows perfectly when it's time to stop hitting you with the edges of the intellect, and start hit by something else. And amaze! You probably had no such prelude and hardly when it is. Enjoy right now, because there will be nothing more. He just won't stand. Or gets up, but falls. It will be very embarrassed, you will pretend that nothing terrible happened and offered him to drink. Well done, good girl. He came for this and came.
Whitk
It is doubtful that you will be asked to hung in such a farce, but you never know - we are obliged to warn. So, noctors in bed do not butt. Netics in bed are becoming aggressive. But in its own way. That is, he will not fit you to the wall right in the hallway and will not cosplay Khal Drow. It will be hissing, in a fear of shaving, tightened to the tooth, knocking the cam on the pillow and take offense. Your lingerie is not unbounded! A condom go somewhere! And now it was found, but not put on, infection! What the hell did you close the window, huh? He blows and mosquito in a chandelier dug. In general, a pitiful, heartbreaking spectacle.
Blinnopek
Sunny mimicry. Blinnophekom can be anyone, you never guess, under what kind of mask this is hiding this disgusting monster. It will start all certainly not bad, but then you better behave with him, like a bear. In the sense - to pretend to be dead. If you're a video game, and he is a hilar - can and roll. Otherwise, he will twist you for minutes of forty minimum, and turn over to turn every and a half minutes. And now you are from above? And now I'm from behind? And let's get up on the wall at the wall, and I will take a stepladder, and .. Uri, where is he a button?!
Womanizer
The womanist can be a bad lover, and maybe - very good. It does not matter at all. Anyway, he king Midas and Shitremon in one bottle. In the sense - something will neither touch, everything turns into this. If you have bad sex, you will experience one feeling - disgust. Fufufu, he is the same fucking ... Oh, it is better not to think. And if the sex is good, the aftertaste will still be lousy. Because it will also want, but you are not crazy and are not going to be in a relationship with the woman. So that he no longer cough, infection.