It happens that you are a pair. You love each other, but life is not glued, everything is wrong. If you fell into a similar situation, then it is worth checking if there are no couples from these signs in your relationship. If there is, the relationship is doomed, or you need to change something.
You all break and spoil
Moreover, Shiva instilled in you not from birth, but since the acquisition of "halves". Nothing supernatural, naked psychology. If every careless movement of man rolls eyes and scream: "Again? Well, why do you have everything in your hands? ", Then you will quickly get used to consider yourself immense and begin to focus on your own punctures. Please note your feet of "half" condescendingly does not notice or also shifts the responsibility for them on you - you spoke at hand, did not go so, they breathed noisily.
You are disappointed
Whatever you do - you do it is not good enough. Pasta cooked by you without a soul, meat is repelled without proper diligence, and tea is colder than it should be. You always say shameful stupidity and "half" habitually apologize to friends for you. Your work is elementary, I will cope with it and PTU-Shnik, and indeed whether to get two higher to be a loser?
You provoke
Every time, halves yells and waving his fists, you are also guilty. Because they provoked. No matter how. Calibly silent in the corner, for example. When the "half" is dangerous leads the car, you are silent, so as not to cause an even greater attack of anger. Moreover, you yourself already think that all the time do something wrong, if this sweet one is once a person with times turns into a dangerous psychopath. Can not be that it is entirely his problem?
You do not have friends
At the very beginning, "half" opened your eyes that Lenka - a fool, Vaska - Cartin, and Natasha also dreams to explore him, "half a call", panties. If someone has retained next to you, then his appearance is recognized as undesirable, and visits to it are punished by scandals, contempt or underlined silent indifference. You meet secretly and rarely, and thoroughly merge the traces of calls in the phone. It already seems normal to you, your relatives - no. Therefore, you do not see them.
You have no personal money
Your salary is a common money. Personal money is only at the "halves". All your expenses must be agreed and approved. And they are always excessive, even if you do not remember, when the last time I bought some nice little thing.
You need to consult
You are afraid to make decisions, because you are used to - they are always incorrect. It is very strange that once you could easily resolve large problems, and now you are in panic, making the choice between milk producers in the store.
Your intelligence is low
It does not matter how much diplomas you have with honors, what is the IQ and how prestigious work, you are in a stupid, which is better not to disclose the mouth in society. You hear almost every day about it and recognize it.
You are ugly
Even if your face and body are ideal in the opinion of all, the "half" is not ashamed to publish the shameful truth - your mole under the mouse is so nauseous and disgusting, which leverals all other advantages. She is so extinguished that without a doubt everything is just done what they look at her. No, no need to go on the society and delete it. Let suffer. But what an abomination ...
You react incorrectly
You have problems with a sense of humor and adequate reactions. All the studs in your address are held under the tags "the same joke" and "you incorrectly react." It is rather strange that the correctness of your reaction and emotions determines the other person, right?
You have a bad character
No one except "half" is not able to take you out. You are stupid, lazy, stupid, uneconomical, ugly. Why is the "half" exactly with you if anyone in the world is better than you? Because the opposite is.
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