Selfie in the bathroom
No bathroom. Because in the bathroom the world's best lighting. Even after the influenza, the stomach disorders, the two Bordeaux bottles and the delivery of the annual balance you will get as Jolie in the best years, and not as a nine little man in Van Gogh. The main thing is to make sure that the tights flipped with a washing machine, and eats with a mirror spot from toothpaste.
Selfie in the elevator
But what about without elevator? A good elevator in a business center or a hotel will provide you with mirrors in full growth, panoramic glass, luxurious entourage, and at the same time it will designate your belonging to the world of busy serious people. Type, I have a hurry to negotiate and between the case decided to capture Abris. About the fact that you in this elevator 20 minutes up-down ride, and has already done a hundred forties, to then take the same "random", humanity is not necessary to know.
Selfie in the shop window
Yes! And the head of pedestrians, it turns out "Dynamic", and you myself, all such a random "Mimoproot", and most importantly, the showcase very effectively glances and successfully spattered with stains so that you can only be muddy, but, undoubtedly, a beautiful silhouette.
Selfie with a bouquet
Everyone has selfie with a bouquet, candy, tablet, teddy bear, teddy anything else. Messiage such selfie - to demonstrate your children's immediacy (well, yes, you are soon 40, and what about it?), And also, what you have fans who give you the above-planning life benefits.
But the main plus of such a slade, of course, is that the bouquet can be easily hidden most of the face. It is very helpful for situations where you want to take a picture to death, and the mind aggressively repeats: "You would like to sleep first, sober and get rid of allergies on the chin."
Selfie with girlfriend
Well, everything is completely simple. Chose a girlfriend and depict a stormy fun in the style of "Escape from kindergarten". Selfie is designed to show that the girls are fun and they are sazy. In fact, if a person is really fun, Selfie is the last thing he thinks about, but who needs this evil truth?
Selfie on the background of the sights
Eiffel Tower, Niagara Falls, Northern Lights and Plate with the inscription "Head of the Transportation Workshop" - all this classic Selfie. Let people know that you have been in Paris, Antalya, at the factory for the production of beer caps, and that your life is as saturated as the district newspaper free ads.
Selfie in a new dress
Laying accompanied by the legend "Caulsually bought, how do you?". Let the legend of anyone confuse: in the frame there will be nothing casual, including a cat and candlestick on the bedside table. Taken flower should show how you lost weight for the last week, how interesting it looks like a breast in the cut, and what a pretty interior with cats and random candlesticks .
Selfie with a thoughtful look
And what? Let them know that in addition to the plush pig you have a deep inner world and a rich spiritual content. For selfie with a thoughtful look, you should tilt the head slightly sideways and make such a person as if the pigeon flies by, and you are not too confident in his hygienic skills. Large pigeon! Very large! Yes Yes! Exactly.
Classic Dacfeis
It is well known that Dakfei now turned into a frame, but this does not mean that you can not do it. The main thing is to correctly announce the photo. Say, what a nightmare and shame these are your Dakfees. Like, specifically, I decided to try. Just horror! How are people, in general, can the network lay out? !!
Royal Selfie
The photo with an arrogant facial expression is an indispensable attribute of the collection of myself. Chin to shower, squeeze her lips into a chicken coat, look at your smartphone just like on the former, begging to give him a debt to salary, and success is secured.
Selfie in fitting room
Great idea. Decei Mix Selfie in elevator and selfie in a new dress. Cysses are that you can vary half the store and each gearly pour into the network with a separate position. And not even the most meticulous FRRDESS comes and will not accuse you in vanity. So what? You ask the advice. To take it with a naked back, or then without back?
Nyashny Selfie in a funny hat
All decent people have at least one selfie, consisting of an idiotic cap and facial expression "I am a little harmless cat, I am now described." Usually, other nyashnye elements are attached to nyasno-rounded eyes and semi-open mouth, like: nyashny curls, nyashnye jigsaw, nyashy collar and nyasy eyewear.
Funny selfie
Mom does not disrupt the fact that you pierce the faces of people. And the Internet makes it possible to raise their hundreds and thousands of people, and not in some two neighbors. That's the opportunity! Only you will be able to make your mother is not signed on your accounts in social networks. As a last resort, justify the conceptual art, postmodernism and the fight against gender stereotypes.
And finally, "Selfie Lyzha"
Professionals are known that if you take pictures, lying, then in the frame you get an extraordinarily mysterious and with a well-strained face. Again, there is a thin erotic hint in the photo of Lokia. Like, here I am a lot of time when I just wake up. Well, and the fact that in the history of the makeup and a thousand unsuccessful poses - the case is known, the tenth.