The cult of assholes: Why did everyone strangle on fitness?

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Do you have no ripple in your eyes from strangers? We - yes. Wherever TKNI - Fit Fitonish. This, in general, is even nice, because someone does not like to look at a beautiful, sports body? All like it.

PICS clarifies - like looking. But we refuse to participate in universal obstruction. We want to figure it first - why did they all go with the mind, and?

In a healthy body - a healthy mind (in fact - one of two)

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Damn it knows why this is suddenly a healthy lifestyle and plowing in the rocking chair became synonyms. Of course, it is assumed that Fitonish is an incarnation of health, and all the other alive only because the hand is obliquely tired. Nothing, you have already dug comfortable villages. Get ready! You will still die in Corca, and Fitonish will smell and blossom. Well, she believes in it. I don't want to die. No one wants, of course. But Fitonyashka believes that she is still pressed by the years, Edak Stopishat.

In fact, Fitonish has no healthy body or a healthy mind. Why, is it asked, they are thrown on people like mad foxes? From fitness. More precisely, from non-harmony loads that increase the level of cortisol in the blood. Cortisol and adrenaline. That is why they are all such mental. The Spirit suffers first and this is an alarming symptom: the body will also suffer soon if it does not stop on time. Allorochka, enough torture glands! You have a health in the panties turned out.

Brains pumped?

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Persisted on fitness people, of course, the smartest. It is you fools and are not treated, and they stand beautiful in white leggings. They love to contemptically inquire about whether you are familiar with the basics of anatomy. And biochemistry? Not? Oh, how hard it is to deal with uneducated cattle! Fitonyashki really believe themselves extremely gifted people - on the grounds that they have mastered the reading of the "Miology" section.

The funny thing is that anatomy is essentially a science descriptive and to comprehend her mind and is not required. Read and remember - what can be easier? However, if you ask Fitonyashki about where the Turkish saddle is located, it will most likely answer that it is not fond of horse riding. And biochemistry? Omelet should be prepared from proteins, because in the yolks of evil cholesterol. What is evil? And harmful because. What is harmful? No answer. Ringing silence.

Why don't you praise me?

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Have you seen Fitonyashki in social networks? Ass in jeans, ass in shorts, ass on the beach, ass in bed, ass with a cup of coffee. Ass wishes you good morning, friends! Laika photos, what are you?! And everyone is lying. And they write comments in the spirit "Oh, that's a ass!". After a couple of months, people annoying conversations through the ass and they leave. But new people come - and loaky photos again, and maybe even writing the duty compliment "I would blow!" . Right balsam on jo .. in the sense of the soul. It is very nice.

Indeed, Fitness is a beautiful sweatman for a person with an understated self-esteem. Cubes on the belly will praise, and who will not praise, he just envies! First finish! The problem is that from such psychotherapy and fuck for a short time. It is necessary to relax a little bit, go - and everything, finit: emotional strokes will not just stop - they will replace the stumps in the spirit of "Fu, well, you laughed! And also a fitness system! ". It is very, very badly ends. Always.

I am a liccalen guy!

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The Adepts of the Cult of the Iron Asteri love to be taught by the fact that both of them are like steel trapping. They, they say, heroic personalities who can overcome their own laziness years, capable of dragging into the hall through "I don't want", able to plug their low-lying instincts, get out of the sofa and cut out the work of art. And all the others, of course, lazy and fierce pigs. What is not a reason to drip? Against the background of these pitiful ameb, yes.

Here Fitonishi, of course, whistling, as breathing. Regular classes do not require any will of the will in general. This Will is needed only in the initial period - when a person decides not to miss classes and does not miss. The month does not miss, two, and then - Batz! - And endorphins are included. And endorphins are a buzz. What, someone needs a special power of will to enjoy? The picture is good: I, heroically overcoming myself and gathering all the will in the fist, take - and I will see the new season "Games of Thrones"! We saw, have seen what kind of volition? That's the same, extend!

What else can I, damn handsome lemur king, do?!

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The most important bonus that gives a sports figure is the opportunity to teach others. The arguments of the necrossright: the ass Teacher is true like a nut, the press is true as a washing board, and pull up the Fitonish truth may be 15 times. Not that some gods, ha ha. The godrobasses persogenously listen, play facial muscles (Mimic etude "I am ashamed, you are right") and sluggishly promise also to join. Later. Someday.

And they say, people are evil and insensitive. Sinklessly lie! In any case, Fitonish, suffering from neophyte syndrome, do not yet be bothering dumbbells on the main square of the city. But it would be worth it at least in a strong ass picking like. Well, just to remember the personal boundaries. Strangers.

In general, sports and fitness is great. It is useful and fun. And generally cool. If in moderation. Fizkult trimmer!

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