1. You watched "Sponge Boba" for 45 minutes before I realized that there were no children in the room for a long time - and then continued to watch it!
2. You argued for 20 minutes about why you can not eat sawdust, with a person who is not even able to tie the shoelaces.
3. You can't call your child by name, without sorting the names of brothers and sisters, pets, mother-in-law, girlfriends, who have not seen ten years old, and casual stars of cinema, first of all.
4. After an hour of searching, you finally found the keys to the car in the refrigerator. And not even surprised
5. In a public place, you automatically turn around, having heard the cry of "Maaaa-Maaaa!" Even if your children are not with you.
6. You caught yourself that they flew disney songs during cleaning.
7. During the business lunch, you cut the chef meat into small pieces before I understood what you were doing.
8. When, during charging, you need to bendered and reach your fingertips, you are unconsciously starting to hug "head, shoulders, knees, heels" and repeat movements from the children's clip.
9. You left the house in different shoes. You are not the first time.
10. You missed the turn on the highway on the way from work, because silence in the car distracts you.
11. You started to repeat.
12. You started to repeat.
13. If the child runs into the room, when you unfold a candy, you hide it yourself for the sinus, so as not to share.
14. You can swear that every time you go to wash, you can hear children's crying.
15. You drove a few kilometers aside the work before I realized that I forgot to land the child from the school.
16. Every time, leaving the house, you start to hum: "Barely, cats, forward!" Although the children do not look at this cartoon.
17. You paid for the purchase, left the store and drove halfway home before I understood that I forgot the packages at the checkout.
18. You forget important things: your coat, phone, reception time at the doctor, friends names. Sometimes you even forget to buy wines!
19. You searched the whole house in search of sunglasses and found that all this time they had on your head.
20. You were looking for a phone and realized that he was right in your hand. Because you told it all this time.
21. I was going to call another sign. Uh-uh, no matter. I still do not remember anyway.