You do not joke! 40 Draws on the Evil Day

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Honestly, we can't endure the draws! At least those that usually suit lovers of draws.

Therefore, Pics.Ru decided to progress and draw up its own list with ideas and suggestions.Focusing the collegamira to join the staff all their passive aggression. Fortunately, the office is usually at hand to everyone all sorts.

Design workplace

We will have to or stay in the evening or come early in the morning. The workplace of the harsh comrade is punishing with pink hearts, in the compartment of the amateur to litter wrapping all the food film. The most diligent can take all the small items in the balloons and inflate them, of course.

Difficulty - 4 Cruelty - 1

Op-Pa, Jigurda!

Print more portraits of your wonderful colleague and cover them everywhere in unexpected places. Inside the office refrigerator, on the back of the mouse, under the cover of the scanner and the toilet, and in each, every dark corner.

Difficulty - 3 Cruelty - 2

ads

The simplest thing is: "The elevator does not work", "Toilet is closed." More interesting: "Printer / hand dryer / Any unit is activated by voice control. Loud and clearly say "turn on!" To start using. "

Difficulty - 2 cruelty - 3.

Biorrow

Take the thermo-mug with a loosely covered lid, break into the smoker with the words: "See what I caught a spider!" And drop the mug so that the lid flew to the side. And enjoy, enjoy :)

Difficulty - 1 If you have at least minimal acting cruelty - 3

Speak louder!

If you have a lovers in your office in your office, wait for the moment and carefully crushed the speaker with a piece of transparent scotch. Listen as a colleague shouts into the tube and try to giggle not too noticeable.

Difficulty - 1 Cruelty - 3

Stone with shoulders

Prepare stones or heavy metal parts and preite them in bags and briefcases to those who carry with them the most unnecessary junk.

Difficulty - 2 Cruelty - 2

Hi, windows!

If you have access to someone else's computer, the stock of small pieces is almost inexhaustible. You can replace the cursor pointer to the hourglass icon, speed up or slow down the cursor movement, switch to the left-hander mode and so on. Unbounded classic: Make a desktop screenshot, hide all files and icons from the desktop into a separate folder somewhere away, and put the prepared picture instead of wallpaper.

Complexity - 3 Cruelty - 4

Great, Word!

If your colleagues print a lot, go to Word and change the autocorrection settings. For example, let the program automatically replace the words "so" and "which" on the "eggplant" and "exhaust" ;-)

Complexity - 3 Cruelty - 2 The cruelty will increase if the auto-plane is marry and invisible, and your colleague will send the resulting document in a hurry

Who said to "meow"?

Take a radio-nanny and shock a monitor from someone under the table. From time to time, make some sounds, to the best of your corruption. Not too often so that the victim of the draw will not immediately start looking for a sound source, but quite regularly, so that she had to rush.

Difficulty - 2 Cruelty - 4

Subject for conversation

If important negotiations or the meeting are scheduled, a luxurious leopard leopard brain or no less gorgeous lace thongs in advance.

Complexity - 1 cruelty - how lucky

I'm annoying friendliness capable of withstanding the most worst your jokes, however, and revenge can be revenge.

Dr.

Congratulations!

If a friend forgot to be divided into your computer, you think your hands are unleashed. Well, for example, change the date of birth on April 1 in the FB. Let him congratulate him.

Difficulty - 2 Cruelty - 2

Curious barbarian

Do you have particularly curious girlfriends who always look into the lockers in the bathroom or climb without demand in the refrigerator? Prepare them there is something cute. A set for voodoo from chicken leg and black candle, for example.

Difficulty - 1 Cruelty - 2

Nasty, nasty!

Capture a bag of raisins in a restaurant with you, and when friends are distracted, throw a pair of an isymin in their hot drinks. Raisins will lie at the bottom itself and wait for his Mig Fame. At first glance, swelling raisins look just disgusting. From the second too.

Difficulty - 2 Cruelty - 4

Ah hoods

Hide the armpit empty plastic bottle (it is best to climb it with a scotch). Perhaps a friend, which damaged the neck, tilt your head and at the same time surrender the bottle with her hand so that she grind. Let him satisfy you in a chair and run around in a panic while you courageously refuse to call a doctor.

Difficulty - 2 Cruelty - 5

Good morning!

I went early in the morning, went to lovers to be late and spoil the following SMS plans: "We meet as agreed, I will be in place after 15 minutes!" Ideally, you need to send messages through an anonymous Internet service.

Difficulty - 1 Cruelty - 4

Bucket with bolts

If a friend has a car, the preload of several tin jars filled with bolts and nuts and attach them in different places. On the bumps and turns, the content will begin thunder. If you are sitting in the car, you say, say that you can't hear anything.

Difficulty - 4 Cruelty - 4

You have a spin net

Here you need help thirdly. On a walk in the square or park, go to the bench with a sign "Caution, painted!" Ignore the warning and sinks of a friend, boldly sit down, and even a comrade call to join. Get offended by refusal. (Of course, the plate is part of the draw).

Difficulty - 3 Cruelty - 2

Abracadabra

Promise a friend to show focus. Asking putting hands on the table back up. Put on each hand on the glass of water. Everything. Slowly leave, listening to curses.

Complexity - 2 Cruelty - 3

Secretly

The victims are chosen by the main gossip. In advance, consult with someone from the loved ones and completely calmly tell about your global plans. For example, you have gathered to emigrate to Australia and make a crocodile farm. You decided to have a second husband or the whole family to go to the "ringing cedar" sect. We ask for no one to speak, wait until the gossip breaks through the entire city. All denial.

Difficulty - 3 Cruelty - 5

Getting the closest above relatives and loved ones is dangerous, but they are completely defenseless. Bedroom, bathroom, toilet, kitchen - field for draws are infinite.

Hungry revealed

Refrigerator loop over the other side so that the door open is not right, but, let's say, left. Watching attempts to get to meals. You can even try to help, consulting to drive in Google "how to open a refrigerator." In general, enjoy.

Difficulty - 4 Cruelty - 3

Do not understand - 2

From the evening of Swari all the eggs drive and put them in place. In the morning I ask to cook omelet.

Difficulty - 2 Cruelty - 2

Feet Gullivier

Hand socks all the shoes in the House of Watt, so that the relatives tried to go shop, it seemed to them that they had suddenly rose feet (or bored shoes).

Complexity - 1 Cruelty - 2

Mad TV

Nourish the second panel for the TV and secretly switch the channels during the evening viewing a favorite show or match.

Complexity - 3 Cruelty - 355

Stone in soapy

Carefully cut soap colorless nail polish, let him dry and put in place. It will no longer be soaked.

Difficulty - 2 Cruelty - 2

Changing image

Assembly to conservative relatives, laughing on prominent places. Temporary tattoos are more troubling. You can not explain anything. Or tell me that this is part of the dress code.

Complexity - 1 Cruelty - 2

Horror "Call"

Hide in the apartment pieces of 5 alarms, started at different times. It is advisable to leave before they start calling.

Complexity - 3 Cruelty - 4

Fresh breath

If children love to carry from the table of goodies without demand, this joke for them. Buy round chocolate cookies and splashes pairwise with pooryly toothpaste. Put the plate on the table and led not to touch the sweet until the arrival of guests. Voraies will punish themselves.

Difficulty - 1 Cruelty - 3

Family jewels

If you have dubious treasures at home, the like ugly still life, the ancient collection of Lenin's works or an allegedly antique chair with garbage, give them a new meaning. Of course, you will be killed in advance that the subject is exactly nothing. During the family feast, transfer the conversation on the theme "Treasures", start twist it in the hands and suddenly detect the author's signature! Say: "Das Sommer. Adolf Hitler "on the reverse side of the nasty landscape.

Difficulty - 5 Cruelty - 4

Musty neighboring the opportunity to legally recoup for all their atrocities!

“Water will not be "

Sit down for the computer and comprehend the threatening announcement on behalf of the district administration. Thank you and terrible, the better. Prohibit the neighbors to transport in the elevator of dogs and cargo is heavier than 2 kilograms or obligate them to clear the corridors on the strokes under the threat of eviction ... turn on the fantasy!

Complexity - 1 cruelty - depends on talent

AVONENAVIST

Little revenge with an amateur parking in the wrong place - a leaf under the janitor with the inscription "Sorry, I remembered your car!" But there is nothing to mive. Just admire how a neighbor will consider his swallow.

Complexity - 1 Cruelty - 2

AVTONENIBER - 2.

Take the old auto-oil and the fields to them asphalt under the car. The result is the same - the puzzled neighbor is looking for a breakdown, and it is also afraid to leave.

Complexity - 2 Cruelty - 3

Turn on paranoia

Your neighbors from below love to swear with you? Casting a dog's entry bark and turn it on the full volume every time you leave home and come back home. When the neighbors resort to indignation, of course, let them in the apartment and show that you don't have any dog, we were completely crazy. Neighbors per door - "Dog" barks again.

Difficulty - 2 Cruelty - 5

Mined

Fill in at night a corridor in front of the neighboring door plastic cups with water. So that they can only switch the door, and that's it. Especially severely works with owners of real dogs. Do not get used, the ears will be broken!

Difficulty - 4 Cruelty - 4

Phenomenon of peak lady

Having in an unexpected (preferably dark) place in the entrance of the mirror. If not sorry - put the mirror on the floor of the elevator.

Difficulty - 5 Cruelty - 4

Do not move, police!

When the neighbors go to work, crushed their door locks with pieces with any blue printing and inscriptions "sealing, not to tear." If they like to put out in the corridor, all the trash, "wander" and it too.

Complexity - 2 Cruelty - 3

Boo!

Drum the helium air balloon under the cover of the garbage tree so that he jumps out when the neighbor tries to throw out the garbage.

Difficulty - 2 Cruelty - 4

Smile, you take off

Grozen in the elevator higher than unnecessary webcam, and directly the level of the eye of the incoming set of ads about what now, to climb onto its floor, you need to look at the camera and call yourself and the purpose of the visit.

Difficulty - 4 Cruelty - 3

P.S. The easiest draw - Promise familiar to job something like. And do not do anything. Let all the day wait and afraid ;-)

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