Despite the fact that advertising convinces us that the lady is extremely preferably even at a reasonable age to look an innocent eight-grader, in women who look the younger than their years, on the very case a lot of problems!
1. Eternal Classic: Give me beer!
Without a passport, at least do not come out of the house - all the time you have to get out of the wide stuff and confirm that you are already quite big and do not go to the pot. And you already have the second photo is inserted, Nata-ka! But if you comply with the world in disheveled feelings - everything is not destined to pour your grief. And no matter how much malicious bartender (I suppose, also shame you, Kozhenka!) That you urgently require such a nonsense problem as an afternoon depression such a nonsense, as an afternoon depression ... Him, Gada, not a driver's license, nor a candidate diploma. You are - Wunderkind, and the point. Drink milk.2. I can already!
When you finally passing hard passport control, I got to the film category "18+", they still look at you as if you escaped from the lessons and leaked from a black stroke. Straight awkward, although for you did not show here well, nothing new things. I wonder what will be if you lay out your photo session? You also blame in child pornography? ..
3. "Juicy" Mom
Having enjoyed you in the House of the Roadom without cosmetics, people in white coats frown: so, the girl is very commendable that you came to visit my mother, but you're away from here, and then you are late to school. What? Did you give birth yesterday? Ohohonyushi, where does this world roll?! How are you doing homework now to do with your baby on your hands? Your weak assurances that you are already in the second marriage, are considered a slightly bathing otmazka.4. Husband is also hurt
If he is not enough that he does not look like Peter Pan, also older than you, it periodically gets unpleasant: "Who is your daughter?" And he just eight years older. He at that time about paternity has not yet thought even during the game in the mother's daughter, imposed by the neighbor Lenka!
5. He looks down
By the way, you earn even a little more than it. And you read Mamardashvili, and he is not. And yes, you know what is infernal and what is congruent, and it is not. But still you are "small", "intense", and "Mouse, well, what do you understand about it." At first it is even nice, but what is generally for! ..6. All about it remind you
First, they think that this is a scary original compliment - hearing how old you are, rounding the eyes and in surprise, how are you well preserved. They do not guess that 101% of compliments addressed to you sounds like this? Secondly, if the knobs of journalists reach you, they will certainly ask you the question of the secrets of your beauty and youth. And you will have to, yawning, habitually lie about fitness 19 hours a day and grandmother's masks from Prostokvashi. Well, you were born so, damn! You are back in the maternity hospital for the embryo! No, do not understand humor. Well, write down: "And also, dear women, you need to always smile and look positively on ..." Bue.
7. It's hard to make a career
This is this strict Maine with a stone jaw, crouched with rigid vegetation, which is contaminious to you "Lenochka", and you "Sergey Sergeich" ... Yesterday you learned that he was one and a half years younger than you. And he is already deputy head. And you still look at the everlasting girl on the blisters. Although you can and this, and it is, and now it is. But there is no boring, and that's it. Can they have a zama zava to be such tender pink cheeks?
8. Pedagogical career is covered
If the heart, the vocation and the diploma jerked you into teaching, you will have to be especially tight. Schoolchildren and students enjoying you in the office for the first time, will be happy to shout at best: "Oh, new, cool!" At worst - poisoned with paper clips. In the future, you will have to constantly later conquer the status "I'm the main one." Which by your tallow -comed colleagues is given by one heavy eye from under the wrinkled eyelids.9. It is difficult to interrupt any
Here is aunt sinking from the fourth on the saleswoman as it looks - that one immediately mobile from the hands falls. And if it garks on the cluster without a queue - it will take off his sound wave and an authority exactly at the end of the queue. And your attempts to defend their rights and independence look at all not so convincing. You even tease children in the yard with impunity. Evil dwarfs, definitely.
10. Eternally young, forever drunk
When the cliking old woman decides to break out a hysterical sleep about the "youth-zh-zh", for some reason its curve is definitely aiming for you. Let you just give you up, although you actually have started problems with the joints with the joints.11. Tiny clings to you
Baby, leave. I have not yet rustled before that age when it begins to dramatically pull on the young Padavanov. And in general, I am against the pedophilia. Do you think I'm a small? Yeah, well, in this case, come on, will continue: "Puzzy Pooh, heat ..." Do not know, then! Salag. I suppose, also did not see the pager in the eyes. Shkolota. And a t-shift with Mickey Mouse caught. Nowadays it was a squeak, not retro.
12. You are afraid of conscientious men
It seems to them that you can only with you, except that only ficuses to grow and play with the delayedalky, as with Matilda. For the code they are afraid. And they do not want fikuses. Well, not to cling to the forehead of the passport, but!
13. REDUCED PRESSURE
Those who look like younger than their age, often reduced blood pressure. It is, of course, it's nice that they live with him longer than with elevated. Long life of sluggish autumn fly.14. To your children's department, baby!
If your young and blooming view of a large extent is associated with a delicate dimensional dimensions, it complicates life at once in two directions. First, your shoes and your size clothing are predominantly with strawberry and bunnies. And secondly, even when you froze with the indochive and built a solid suit, someone will surely look at you as if you were a mother's Vikid or a matinee dressed up.
15. You are sometimes falling into childhood
When everyone around strives to perceive you as a small one, you yourself begin to keep it. And okay would be innocently in confusion to the eyes, it is still a useful skill. But sometimes I really want to ponderate the nose that you do not cope with this thing. Or seriously wounded by the same saleswoman or sysadmin. Stope with buttons, save! Offend a little poor quota!