Graduation already on the nose. And soon they will begin to thunder along the parallels and meridians. And adult seventeen-year-old people are fighting the title of the coolest graduates of the planet. In fact, all the proms are approximately the same, but to understand whether your personal graduation has succeeded - it is possible according to the standard set of factors.
So, your prom went to "excellent" if:
one. Mom sighed and said: "Well, let's try to wash"
2. You saw the gemographic kissing with physical
3. At home, it's completely incomprehensible where guitar came from, half a cake and someone else's camera.
four. You have no idea where your camera is going.
five. You have black heels, because in the morning it became obvious that in these shoes you will no longer pass and centimeter
6. Your personal experience claims to swim in the fountain uncomfortable. But fun
7. Your classmate parents again found in the cabbage.
eight. The fears of your parents came true at least 90 percent.
nine. Teachers caught a taxi, shaking and singing: "When we leave the school yard."
10. YouTube discovered the heading "Drunk Zealus".
eleven. You learned to make a handbag, tablecloth and hemostatic harness from the tape.
12. The question "How will I rent an introductory?" I worry you much less than: "How many bottles were we had yesterday?".
13. Your parents swear in the kitchen, thinking that you do not hear, on the topic: "You might think, you were not so"
fourteen. Oh, well, yes: you have a headache.
fifteen. You learned to drink champagne from the throat so that the bubbles do not come out of the nose.
sixteen. Parents drank in the dining room, and you are on the other floor.
17. At some point, it was found that parents disintegrated.
eighteen. That's where it all started.
nineteen. By the time of sunrise, half of your classmates warmly slept on the grass
twenty. And one nauseous in the bushes.
21. You kissed a classmate.
22. Okay, with two classmates.
23. And sat on the jacket of the Third Odnoklassnik.
24. Odnoklassniki and their jackets gently smelled of the Servelat.
25 You unexpectedly realized that for ten years I loved all these assholes.