Food photographs
All sneeze that you eat. Truth. Particularly sneeze on "Cauccino, top view."Photonog.
The only thing that could be worse "Cauccino, top view" - PHOTOS "PART OF MY BODY on vacation". As a rule, there are legs on vacation, and for some reason they do not enter the beach. Pool feet. Feet in the sand. Feet on a lounger. You want to surprise someone - cut off them already for the damn mother!
Selfie in the Dark Room
Well, yes, we understand that you want to hear "look great", but to put yourself in order - too lazy. But let's already be frank - each fool knows that hides your black-black photo skipped through an instagram filter. Not at all Cinderella, no. Acne, wrinkles or a third mug of beer, which was clearly external on this evening.Pasz about work in the spirit "2 o'clock in the morning, and I still sit on a report"
Oh, you, a worker, believe, believe. We hope that the chef signed to your FB also believes, and at the moment she wipes a stupid tear. One problem: written for him, and for some reason we read.
Deep-minded single-window statements
Honestly, it is completely unclear how to react to any "everything turned out to be much more complicated." Whether you solve the example of trigonometry, or have breakfasts with children's cubes and have difficulty in the toilet. Do not make us guess!Infinite check
A person who will come up with what to do with the knowledge of "Alla was in Cafe Sardin" would definitely need to write down the Nobel Prize.
Downtime boasting 80 LVL
It is done like this: you first need to declare yourself to the mindless (mentally poor / disappearance / nouacho), after which it is considered a decent brag of the golden toilet.Demonstrate slimming
No, we are happy that you chew a cabbage leaf, drinking it with a potato decoction, and has already dropped 350 grams. More precisely were happy. On Tuesday, on Wednesday, on Thursday, Friday, as well as on Saturday we were absolutely happy for you. But on Sunday somehow not especially. Monday is afraid and assume.
Positive
Alas, practice shows that only astrolls and idiots are constantly smiling. Do not think bad - when we read your "baked a wonderful cake, brightly shines the sun, I want to walk the new Kediki," we believe that you ... Eeee ... Axolotl.