Ukukhanya kwe-Cum kungumuntu wasendulo ojabulisayo, ukuzijabulisa okuthokozisayo, okulungele kakhulu isikhathi sokushintsha izinsuku kokuthile okuzungezile. Ngakho-ke, mhlawumbe angabonanga, kepha umhlaba ngalezi zinsuku ezibandayo wawumbozwe nge-pelvis ...
... Januwari 1, 1000
Usuku oluhle kakhulu. Kungaba ubuwula yini ukungayisebenzisi njengesizathu somlobi omkhulu, ngakwesokudla? IBig Shuler yahlela i-Pope - Sylvester III. UComrade Wayeyikho, ngakolunye uhlangothi, athuthukile, azinalwazi ngezibalo nasezinkanyezi. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, yathuthumela ngaye ukuthi wayengumbhula wezinkanyezi kanye ne-warlock, ephethe amabutho amnyama nangazo zonke izizathu ezibalulekile zekhanda lethusi eliqeqeshiwe. Ngokuvamile, washo okuthile okufana nalokhu: Basta, ama-ducts, umdanso uphelelwe yisikhathi. Abantu bethukile yiPontiff baphuthunyiswe kancane baphuthume ukuba bathele izono futhi bathathe impahla yesonto - abakasebenzi, udinga ukusondela ngokushesha ePharadesi. Futhi ngokwengxenye, kunalokho, shaya lonke ithuna - konke okufanayo, injabulo yasemhlabeni izophela maduze futhi kufanele ushise esihogweni!Ngo-1001, ubaba waxoshwa, kwathi eminyakeni embalwa afa. Okufanayo okwadumala kakhulu ukuthi ingozi yezwe ayisethiwe, idlulisele usuku iminyaka engama-33, okungukuthi, impela eneminyaka yobudala kaKristu, phambili. Kepha ngemuva kweminyaka engama-33, akuphindanga futhi.
... Disemba 31, 1970
Isonto lamaKristu lokukhanya kweqiniso laliyisidina eNorth Carolina. Kakade uJimi Hendrix wanika uNkulunkulu uNkulunkulu, futhi uJenis Joplin wathuthela emhlabeni wabanye. Amashumi ayisithupha anesivunguvungu athathelwa indawo amashumi ayisikhombisa, ngokusobala ayedinga ukuthi anikine ngandlela thile. Izazi zezenkolo zaseMelika-Nugget, zikhanya ngokuphelele ngomunwe wangena esibhakabhakeni, zibalwa ukuthi usuku lokuzalwa oluyizinkulungwane eziyisithupha lwezwe lonke lwe-fideleline luzofika ngaphansi kwempi yama-chimes. Futhi kusho ukuthi kukhona okwenele ukona kanye nezidakamizwa zezocansi-rock-n-roll!
... Lo mkhawulo womhlaba udlulile - ivilapha, ngaphandle kokukhanya, ekuhlelweni kokungaziphathi kwendawo yonke.
... Disemba 31, 1989
Ngesikhathi sokuza kokunuka komhlaba jikelele noNkk Clape, omunye umprofethi wahlangana - owayengunjiniyela wangaphambili waseNasa ogama lakhe lingu-Edgare eTrintinant. Ukwazile ukukhulula iTalmud, enikeza isizathu esivele esingu-88 sokuthi kungani ukubuya kwesibili kuzoba ngo-1988. Futhi le ncwadi yahlukana imane irekhodiwe, izigidi zezihlalo! Fuck intshisekelo enhle, abahlinzeki badumaza umphakathi: ukugxila kwehlulekile. Ngemuva kwalokho wahlupheka usuku. Unyaka nje. Ngo-1989. Sekuvele kube yisifo sohlangothi esingenangqondo sokuthengisa. Ngokushesha kakhulu kungahlolwa futhi kudumazeke futhi. Isishintshi esikhanyayo sehlulekile sasikhohlwe ngempumelelo. Kepha akekho okhethe imali ekhokhwayo!
Ngokuvamile, isikhungo sonke somphakathi esibizwa ngokuthi iMillenium Watch sahlanganyela eMelika eMelika. Ngakho-ke babala ukuthi iminyaka embalwa bashicilelwe izinhlelo eziyizinkulungwane ezihlukahlukene ezihlukahlukene "konke bekungasekho, kususwe udaka, umhlaba undiza eksishini ezulwini."
... Disemba 31, 1999
Futhi, kaninginingi, futhi futhi nokuthile okungahambanga kahle. Nokho, i-TREnd, noma kunjalo!
Yebo, yini okufanele ngabe isho, uma ngo-1999, iplanethi yethu ayizange yenze kaningi kancane kancane kancane kancane ibe yishumi nambili, futhi amahlandla ayisikhombisa ngo-2000m! Kepha lokhu, asikhumbulanga wonke amanye amathuba oNyaka oMusha: 7, owayeneminyaka eyi-1000, abe ngu-1900, ama-1900s, amashumi amane nambili kuze kube yishumi nambili ahamba iminyaka eyi-15 ye-15 Ikhulu leminyaka elizayo!
Kepha ungaphumuli, bafowethu nodadewenu! Silinde enye i-2021 enesifiso sokuthinta okuphansi, kepha singesabisayo samandla kazibuthe omhlaba; 2036, lapho i-asteroid ingathengwa kithi; 2060, lapho isikhathi se-apocalypse sibalwe yiNewton kufanelekile; 2242th, lapho inkathi yelanga izophela; 3797, uma ukholwa ngencwadi yeNostradamus; Eminyakeni engu-5 billion, lapho ilanga lizomunca izwe ...
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