Lezi zinto ezijwayelekile ezihlakaniphile, ubuhle nabavakashi. Banentshisekelo kwabesifazane bebhizinisi noFakazi abahle. Futhi akakashadi. Ngani? Izingqondo ezinhle kakhulu zeplanethi yephula lo mbuzo. Ososayensi abakafiki ngombono ojwayelekile, yize kukhona imibono ngemuva kwakho konke.
Ngoba wesaba impahla yakhe
Hhayi-ke, ungena kanjani ekuqoqweni kwakhe okugcwele kwamaphosta we-saga nge-rambo neshelufu kusuka e-Ikea? Abesifazane banobuqili. Wabona abafazi bangaphambili ngabayeni babo bangaphambili njengenqwaba. Faka ubungozi ukhaphethi? Haha, hhayi ngakunye okuhlaselwe, inyamazane!Ngoba unawo umshado
Ukuphazamiseka okukhulu, ngendlela. Njengoba ubona ingubo emhlophe, ikhekhe elinezitezi ezintathu kanye ne-limousine esetshenzisiwe, ngakho-ke isethi ephelele yezimpawu - izithukuthuku zesundu, imilenze iyanqunywa, inhloko isiyingi. Lesi yisifo, musa ukuhlekisa ngakho.
Ngoba amahloni
Bambalwa abantu abangakwazi ukwenza ngaphandle kokubulala izinzwa okujwayelekile ukuze bakhuthazelele lonke ihlazo leTamada Comrolls, ukwanga eqenjini elithi "Gorky!" futhi waqasha i-tuxedo.
Ngoba iCloto iyabiza
Umshado owodwa onesizotha ulingana nesondo elinamasondo alungile, amaholide amathathu phesheya ehhotela elibheke ebhishi elizimele noma amakhulu amathathu emibukiso emisha eqoqweni lama-ramp. Le yiMathematics, Baiba.Ngoba ngithole lo mbuzo
Lokho kumayelana nawe. Ngakho-ke, wanquma ukuya embonweni womphakathi wengxileko ngokuhlukile futhi wamemezela ukubhukelwa okugcwele kwe-matronia.
Ngoba gay
Futhi wayezoshada ngokuthokoza, kepha kungaba ngcono kuwe, kepha kuwe. Maye, ngakolunye uhlangothi lomngcele, umphumela onjalo ojabulayo awenzeki.Ngoba ubukeka njengongaphambili wakhe
Futhi uyakhumbula okwenzekayo uma uthintana lokhu. Okokugcina, konke kwaphela kabi. Uyaqhubeka nokugijima emakhesineni, kodwa, kodwa ukushayela i-rake ngaphansi komqhele ngendlela ethile.
Ngoba uthola okuningi
Futhi usevele uzidweba izithombe zegazi ezibandayo zendlela ekubuza ngayo emasokisini nasekushengeni amagwebu, ahlangana e-apron kanye nama-fries ekuseni uYainek. Ngamafuphi, kubonakala kuye ukuthi akashadi, kepha ashada. Kubi akukufanele.Ufuna ukuhlala efasiteleni endizeni
Kepha sekushadile kanye - futhi konke, akukuboni ngaphezu komhlaba ku-porshole. Umshado osemthethweni kanye kanye naphakade thatha zonke izindawo ewindini ngazo zonke izindlela zokuhamba.
Ngoba wesaba inkululeko yakhe
Lapha kugxuma ku-prairie, njenge-mustang yamahhala, futhi lapha unayo i-lasso, ukubutha kanye ne-tury nge-borscht, ngomqondo we-oats. Akunakuqhathaniswa ngesikhala sasendle! Ama-Oats, noma kunjalo, ungahamba.Ngoba wazikhipha eketayini wokuziphendukela kwemvelo
Ukuziphendukela kwemvelo, ukusinda kwezinhlobonhlobo, ukweqisa, ukuncipha kwezinsizakusebenza? Lokho kungenxa yokuthi njengawe, ama-homo sapiens amafushane, sizofika esimweni esingemva kwe-apocalyptic esifana nomhlaba wobuhlanya max. Futhi njengaye, basindisa umhlaba kusukela endaweni edabukisayo enjalo - kepha ayincane futhi incane.
Ngoba uvila
Candle, Owesifazane, unjani - kuyadingeka ukuphuma embhedeni, thola amasokisi abhangqiwe, phuma, uhlale phansi emotweni yokubhalisa. Futhi lokhu kumane nje kuyisiqalo somsebenzi! Hhayi-ke, cha, ngiyabonga, uwe ngaphandle kwawo.