Ngemuva kwenothi ngendlela yokujezisa indoda, abafundi bethu banentshisekelo yokuthi bangajezisa kanjani umfazi. Yebo, okokuqala, sincoma ukusebenzisa i-Google. Uma ukhubaza "ukuhlunga kwezingane" bese ufaka umbuzo wokusesha "Ungawujezisa kanjani umkami" noma "Ungasijezisa kanjani umfazi", ungachitha umfazi kusihlwa onesizungu ngezithombe nemiyalo yevidiyo, ngemuva kwalokho kungafuni ukujezisa Noma ngubani.
Uma kungazange kusize, ke, akukho lutho oluzosiza. Okokuqala, ngoba amadoda ajwayele ukungacabangi njengabesifazane. Owesifazane angacasuka kunoma yisiphi isikhungo esincane futhi amgcine ekhanda isikhathi eside ukuze aziphindisele. Indoda kulula ukuyicindezela ngokushesha bese ukhohlwa. Owesifazane uguqula indlela yokuziphatha kwabesilisa kusukela ngomzuzu wokuqala wokuhlala ndawonye, akakhethi indoda, ukhetha iphupho lendoda elungile nezazi "ezazivela kulokho." Lokhu kusho ukuthi kuzosebenzisa uhlelo oluyinkimbinkimbi lwemivuzo kanye nezijeziso zokuthola ama-reflexes amahle - izimbali lapho, ikofi embhedeni, azimangazi indawo yokugqoka ngaphansi kwelineni. Indoda ivame ukuthobeka ngokuzikhethela kwayo nokuziphatha okungenangqondo komngane wakhe wokuphila kuhlangana nokububula okusindayo. Kodwa noma kunjalo, uma isimo sifika ekupheleni okufile, kunesimiso esilula sokujeziswa kwabesifazane, ngokunembile, ukulungiswa kokuziphatha kwabesifazane. Ubizwa ngokuthi "ukwesaba izifiso zakhe."Izimbali nsuku zonke
Onke amantombazane athi kungcono ukunikela nge-rose nsuku zonke kunama-roses angama-365 kanye ngonyaka. KULUNGILE. Khohlwa ngezaphulelo eziphelele bese uqhubeka. ENnyangeni nsuku zonke, mnikeze i-rose encane. Akunandaba ukuthi uyamthanda uChamomile: Singamadoda, sifeza imiyalo. Ngemuva kwesonto wonke ama-vases asendlini azomatasa. Ezinsukwini eziyishumi kamuva uhlonipha okuthile. Ekupheleni kwenyanga, zonke izitsha zizohlala, kufaka phakathi ama-beer mugs (ukububula), izibuko eziphakeme, izindebe zetiye kanye ne-porot ye-porcelain. Ama-rose azokuma kuwo wonke ama-surface, kufaka phakathi umshini wokuwasha kanye nedeski lokubhala. I-Cute izolayisha kahle, futhi phakathi kokuhlaselwa kwalezi "microorganisms" kuzoqala ukukuvimba. Lapha kubalulekile ukwenza amehlo umjikelezo angenacala bese uthi: Well, uyazithanda izimbali?
Inganekwane
"Ngiyabonga, ngilahlekelwe uthando," kusho yena, esho ukuthi njengamanje uzoqasha ihhotela emgqeni wokuqala webhishi eMauritius futhi uthenge amathikithi. Kuyini, kuyini kothando? Ubiza abangane bakudala, uthola kusuka ku-Closet ke izivunguvungu ezinophawu lonjiniyela lokwakha, futhi uyahamba ngamatende. Yini engathanda uthando? Into esemqoka ukungakhohlwa ukuthatha iVivan nesigingci sefektri yaseLeningrad yefenisha naye, nokuthi izingoma zeBordovian zahlabelela izwi elangeni. "Sithandwa sami, ilanga lasehlathini". Ngalesi sikhathi, kufanele sibeke isandla esihle edolweni bese sibheka emehlweni. Siqinisekisa: sonke lesi sikhathi, amnandi azocabanga ukuthi akavuneli ukuthi okokugcina sesaba ukuthi nanamuhla omiyane bakhe ezindaweni ezingaba nzima, futhi kusasa uzophinde abe nesikhwama futhi. KAKHULU KAKHULU (singamanenekazi!), AKUKHO Ngaphezu kwe-17 kg. Uma, emva kwalokho, ngeke ayeke ukukhuluma ngezothando, sincoma ukuya kuloluhambo. Amantombazane emivubukulo, endleleni, athi, kusiza kakhulu, isifuba siyakhula futhi saqiniswa. Romance!Ubulili nsuku zonke
"Awungifuni nakancane! Kungani sonke isikhathi esivilaphayo? Ugcine nini ukwenza uthando, "kusho yena? Futhi nakhu, kunjalo, ufuna ukumnene ngentukuthelo yokulunga. Ngoba unephrojekthi entsha emsebenzini, nayo inakho konke okunzima futhi kubuhlungu inhloko, isizini entsha iphume kwelinye izwe, futhi ivela ukuthi kufanele asolwe. Ima! Ucansi lupholile futhi luhle, kusukela kumthamo wansuku zonke we-endorphins uzozizwa ungcono ukuzizwa, lokhu kuyimfundo enhle kakhulu yomzimba, nokulala - yini iphupho? Ehlengini ukulala. Ngamafuphi, ukuziphindiselela okuhle kakhulu kulesi simo kuyimodi yansuku zonke. Ezinsukwini ezintathu kamuva, uzozigabisa umngani. Ngemuva kwesonto emsebenzini, uzobuzwa ukuthi kwenzekani ku-gait yakhe, nalapho kwaqhamuka khona lokhu kuvalwa. Ngemuva kwezinsuku eziyishumi uyamangala kakhulu. Emasontweni amabili kamuva - kuzoqala ukusikisela ukuthi kungenzeka ukuthi ubone i-TV. Ngokugcina amane ekugcineni uyaphela, futhi uzocela isihe.
Yenqaba Ikhompyutha
Ngabe uchitha isikhathi esiningi ezinkundleni zokuxhumana futhi unaka kakhulu? Kulungile, baby! Cha, kuyacaca ukuthi kungabi naphutha kothile kwi-Intanethi, futhi akekho noyedwa okhansele ama-Sconery Scoles ku-Facebook. Kepha cha - ngakho-ke akekho. Amaqhawe usofa aya endleleni yempi. Beka i-Facebook ngeviki futhi ... bese uqala ukukhuluma naye. Ngomsebenzi wakhe. Ngomsebenzi wakho. Ngesimo samazwe omhlaba. Mayelana nokuthi bekukuhle kanjani e-scoop. Noma, kunalokho, kubi. Lawula ngengxoxo yakhe yezepolitiki. Khuluma, ekugcineni, maqondana namathikithi. Kuzophela kungekudala: Ngesikhathi esithile ufika ekhaya, futhi uzolinda umfazi omamatheka, isidlo sakusihlwa futhi ume phambi kwepuleti le-laptop. Ngoba a) Ngeke usho noma yini kuye, ukhulume nazo zonke izihloko ezivuthayo phakathi nezinsuku ezintathu zokuqala, b) Amathangi awanandaba nonke, C) Manje kufanele angangeni empini yakhe, akenzi Dlala lo mdlalo "Imodeli yemfashini yokugqoka," ungaxoxi ngentukuthelo, ukuthi abethuli be-TV abaziwa kakhulu bagqoke futhi bangayixazululi eminye imibuzo yaphakade yokuba yiminye imibuzo yaphakade yokuba.Ukugqoka okuhle
Le yinombolo enzima, kepha kufanelekile. "Kungani uhlala ugqoke njengomfokazi?" Yebo, ikakhulukazi, kunento enhle oyigqoka kahle, ngifuna ukusho lapha. Kepha kuzoba ukucasuka (bese kujeziswa), ngakho-ke akukho, kuhlanganisa iphupho. Siya ku "megu" (futhi yebo, sibopha inhliziyo, sithathe isikhashana futhi silalele izeluleko zakhe, ziphendula ngenhlonipho) futhi zigqoke kahle. Kuyabiza. Sithenga i-Designer Jeans. Sithenga ijantshi elishibhile kubo, izinkulungwane ezingamashumi amathathu. Sithenga ama-macks hhayi ama-ruble angama-250, njengenjwayelo, lapho ama-t-shirts amadala edlulile, kodwa abesilisa abahle bekotoni, ngokuphrinta komklami. Sithenga amabhulukwe asekhaya athambile, ageleze ngokumangalisayo, ukuze singahambi ekhaya emisebenzini eyeluliwe. Sibulala izingxenye ezimbili kwezintathu zemiholo yaso. Inyanga yonke sizikhawulele kukho konke, yidla i-buckwheat ne-lentil, ungayi esitolo sokudlela, ungathengi amabhuzu, baphendula yonke imibuzo: "Hhayi-ke, ubufuna ngigqoke kahle." Uma ingafinyeleli - ungaphindaphinda ngenyanga ezayo. Futhi eholidini ukuya kumama kuye ekotishi - ukuhamba ehlathini nasezinhlanzini kuze kube yilapho okuhle kuzonakekela amazambane.
Uma nje sikhona, sigcizelela futhi: thina, abesilisa, sinokuthula kakhulu. Sidinga ukumenyezelwa kwengxabano futhi sikugweme ngokuzayo. Sifuna ukuphila buthule futhi ngokulinganisela, bhala isithunzi sakho, ubuke i-TV, kukhona i-borsch, ulethe iholo lasekhaya, ukuqabulana nokuqabulayo nakithi kancane ubuchopho obuhlanziwe. Futhi kulokhu sikulungele okuningi.