Mantombazane othandekayo! Egameni lakhe futhi egameni lezinkulungwane zamadoda ahlala ezweni lethu, nginincenga wena ngesicelo esiqotho. Thina ngokwethu asisisekhaya, sichitha zonke izinsuku emsebenzini, khona-ke uBohaham, khona-ke ngokuzumayo u-Opa - amaholide! Futhi kufanele uye esitolo.
Amantombazane! Sikuthanda kakhulu, ngokweqiniso. Futhi sinikeza imali. Futhi uzoyithatha lapho, futhi ukusuka lapho uyakuyithatha. Kepha ngicela, ngicela ungalokothi usithathe nawe kulesi sici se-auchan (esitimeleni, i-zelgros, njll.). Ikakhulukazi ezinsukwini zangaphambi kweholide. Asikuthatheli ekwakheni? Kungcono ukusijezisa ngandlela thile ngokuhlukile. Sishiye ngaphandle kwesidlo sakusihlwa, ngokwesibonelo. Siyinyama ejwayelekile ngokwazo, futhi uzothenga i-vodka ezindaweni eziseduzane, sizophatha kalula ngaphandle kwe-olivier, i-bay, chill, amajazi wenziwe kahle. Futhi uma wena ngokwakho ungakwazi ngaphandle kwaleli jazi lesihlakhali, khona-ke ngokwakho uhambele i-herring yakho eyisiphukuphuku. Noma simtholela, kuphela ukuze lokhu, iNkosi, ayiphenduki ukuzilibazisa okuhlanganyelwe. Akukho sina. Sesivele sihambe kaninginingi nawe esitolo, futhi asiqondi ukuthi ukwenze kanjani nokuthi kungani. Indoda iya e-Grocery ngokuqinile ngendlela ethile. Uhlu luyakhiwa, izimpahla zihlelwe isigaba. Ngaphezu kwalokho emnyangweni weDeck, okusanhlamvu kuthengwa, inyama, emafutheni - ibhotela, kulahleka imizuzu eyishumi emnyangweni wewayini, ngoba kufanele kuncishiswe ngenhla kwebhodlela ngalinye, futhi konke, imali, impumelelo. Amantombazane akwenza okungalungile. Amantombazane empeleni adinga inkampani - izeluleko, ukusekela, umfana ngokushaya, okuhloswe njalo "awungizwisisi!". Kwesinye isikhathi kubukeka sengathi amantombazane aya esitolo awakho nakancane ngemikhiqizo, kodwa umane ukukwenza ube mubi.Ukulungiselela kwe-Artpook
Ukuhamba esitolo kunesilimo nokuhlela. Indoda yazi kusengaphambili ukuthi izohlukunyezwa esidlangalaleni. Owesifazane uyazi kusengaphambili ukuthi okuhle akunandaba noma yimuphi umdlandla futhi akulungele ukuzivikela, kodwa esitelekeni senuzi sokuvimbela. Iphakheji liqala ezinsukwini ezimbalwa. "NgoMgqibelo sizoya esitolo!", "Uyakhumbula ukuthi ngoMgqibelo wathembisa ukungiyisa esitolo?", "Sekuphele isitolo, sephuze isitolo!". Iqiniso lokuthi ngemuva kokuthi isitolo sizokwenzeka ohambweni oluya kumama, umuntu osuvele efunda emgqeni ekuphumeni. Kodwa-ke, emgqeni ekuphumeni - umuntu akasesona umuntu.Amakhemikhali asendlini
Futhi manje ufike, waqala ukuya eMnyangweni Wezimomozwe kanye namakhemikhali asendlini. Abafana bavame ukusebenzisa i-shampoo efanayo - umi eshalofini kwesokudla. Amantombazane ayathanda ukuzuza. Imizuzu engamashumi amane iya kwithuluzi le-hypoallenic lokugeza. Ngokuyinhloko, lando le ndoda liwela emoyeni futhi lilungele ukugijima, kepha ngemuva kokuba amapode kukhona amashalofu anamasheya. Ngemuva kwamakhilimu, kusekhona ezinye izimbotshana eziningi, bese kudingeka ukhethe i-ejenti yokuwasha izitsha. NKOSI, muhle, yini ongayikhetha, uwedwa futhi okufanayo okufanayo yonke indawo ?! Ukuncipha, intukuthelo, ukuphelelwa yithemba, ukwamukelwa - futhi lokhu kumane nje kungumnyango wokuqala!Izimpahla zonyaka
Khona-ke kwavele kwaqala isiyaluyalu. Intombazane ihudula emnyangweni wama-rackets we-badminton, imibuthano, i-checkered plaid yepikinikini kanye nokubhukuda. Ngeke athenge muntu. Futhi usenayo i-Swisheit. Kuyindlela enjalo yokukulimaza!Iwayini
UV, Indima, Umnyango Wewayini. Lapha sesivele sisezintweni zethu, kamnandi kamnandi kancane futhi silwele ukuphunyuka, kepha uyakwazi: uma kungenjalo ukumnika umfana ukugawula, ukuyothenga ngeke kuphume. Akukho lutho, uzolikhokhela maduze!Okusanhlamvu, okudla ukudla, uwoyela wemifino, ubisi
Oko throwhoon. Ngqo kakhulu indawo, uya lapho ungakha khona amahlandla ayisithupha. Kungani ulandela imizuzu emihlanu ukusuka eshalofini elinamafutha zemifino bese ubheka umbukiso? Wonke amafutha emifino acwengiweyo aqedwa kubuchwepheshe obufanayo, bayakuthola! Kungani ubheka eshalofini elinama-croups, uma i-bulgur iyinkunkuma engapheli, kusho uKuskUs egumbini lokulala, futhi sihlala sinebanga elifanayo lerayisi namalevu abomvu? Kwenzekani emakethe ye-yoghurt futhi kungani kungabalulekile? Konke kutholwe ngokuzola emnyangweni wewayini sekuvele kwanyamalala.Imbongolo enqoleni
Imigwaqo engapheli. I-stroller icishe yakhungathekiswa, uju ophakanyisiwe kanye namaflabhu emnyangweni eMnyangweni, nomsebenzi wakho ukudonsela yonke le nkohliso engasho lutho ngemuva kokungabonakali. Umqondo wokuthi inqola esindayo nezobunjiniyela engaphelele ayinaso isivinini esifanayo kanye ne-maneuverability, njengomthengi ogqamile, ungaze ufike kumthengi ekhanda. Ngemuva kwalokho uzolahlekelwa futhi anqume ukuthi ngabe ulahlekile obuvila bethu futhi uzosolwa ngakho konke.Ikhedensi
Uthi: "Into ebengifuna ngibheme. Kuyamangaza lapho udlula ngenkanuko ngubhiya, wayengafuni ukubhema izinhlanzi. Kulungile, ungumfana, ulusizo ukugijima. Baleka.Inyama
Kulungile, inyama ingcwele. Inyama ihlala iyingxoxo eyakhayo. Uma okungenani okungenani kuhlangana okuncane, ungazethemba iWundlu nge-lyricy futhi, ngokwesibonelo, i-CCKER eMnyangweni WezamaFreezer, noma okuphambene nalokho entanyeni yengulube ye-Mega-Orteric. Kepha lapha kungenzeka kuyinto emangazayo - ngokwesibonelo, isigamu ukugcwala kwamabanga ahlukene.Sikhohliwe imifino!
Ngaso sonke isitolo kwesinye isiphetho, uya emifino. Thenga imifino ezitolo ezinkulu zensiza - umsebenzi othokozisayo kakhulu. Isizukulwane esidala sabafundi bethu, ukwesaba kohambo "kumazambane", kuzosiqonda (futhi kusinikeze amaphuzu ayikhulu): Thola utamatisi obolile ufuna amagugu anwebekile - khona-ke injabulo. "Bheka, muhle, yeka ithanga elihle," kusho uthando lwakho lwethanga. Ucabanga kulethanga amehlo akhe amahle nenhle spout futhi nobunzima bokugcina kusuka kusiteleka esiqondile. Ethampokeni, kunjalo, hhayi ebusweni bakhe obathandayo.Ibhokisi lekheshi
QAPHELA. Ngaphambi kwakho obhasikidi abakhulu abakhulu. Ukuphelelwa yithemba. Ihora lokuhlaziywa okunemininingwane ebonakalayo yezinkinga zakho. Futhi lapha unenhloso. Ungabheki izinombolo, thula ikhadi buthule bese ukhokha. Usenayo yonke le khaya ukuze uhudule. Kepha konke lokhu kulula kakhulu ukugwema! Lahla umfazi kusuka ekuhambeni kwezintaba esitolo kulula kulula - kwanele nje ukumshayisa isandla sakhe ebhethri, futhi yilokho kuphela! Kepha asoze sakwenza lokho, ngoba, mhlawumbe, singabangcwele. Noma ngoba sesaba imiphumela. Nokho, yini umehluko? Amantombazane, kahle, aqala ukuvela!