Ngakho-ke, usekhanda elidakiwe, noma esimweni sokuthinta, nginqume ukumema abangane bakho obathandayo ngoNyaka oMusha ekhaya lami. Manje? Kunezindawo eziningi, abantu balungile, futhi ngokujwayelekile "Ngiyazithanda izivakashi." Eqinisweni, "okuncane", "kubi", "musani ukuthanda." Kepha lokhu kuqonda kuzosondela ekuseni ngoJanuwari. Ngaphandle kokuthi, kunjalo, musa ukunciphisa ubungozi kusengaphambili.
munye. Khumbula ukuthi akukaze sekwephuze kakhulu ukuhambisa nokukhansela iphathi. Ungashesha ophahleni, ulale phansi kwesitimela, uthola i-Ebolo, ekugcineni. Noma yiziphi zalezi zinketho ziphephile kakhulu, zishibhile futhi zinezinzwa ezinhle kakhulu.
2. Thenga izitsha ezilahlayo. Netafula lesikhathi esisodwa. Lapho-ke uqedele izinsalela zika-Olivier, ushizi omisiwe, iphiko leqile kanye ne-tolik, futhi wonke umuntu akhiphe impesheni eyodwa. Yebo, akulutho. Kepha kulula kakhulu.
3. Izivakashi zemalimboleko kusenesikhathi. Ngaphansi kokungabi nacala "gqoka isihlahla sikaKhisimusi". Izivakashi akufanele zifike ngo-22-00, kepha cishe isigamu sosuku. Lapho-ke abantu ababili bazogqoka isihlahla sikaKhisimusi, futhi abase-Olivier basike. Inzuzo!
ezine. Susa konke ukushaya. Konke okungaphahlazeka nakanjani kuzophula. Ngokuyinhloko, izophulwa futhi iqiniso lokuthi alikwazi ukwephulwa ngisho nombono, kepha singabuya njalo esigabeni 1.
ezinhlanu. Kufanele ube nezinto ezimbili (ezingcono ezintathu) ezihlukile zokugqoka okumangalisa konyaka omusha. Futhi bonke kufanele balenze phansi ukulungela okugcwele. Ngoba kwingubo yokuqala, amaconsi okuthile kwamafutha engxenyeni yokuqala yehora.
6. Isivakashi ngasinye kufanele sibike kusengaphambili inani labanye izivakashi namagama abo. Kwabavakashi ukuletha, basayine futhi bahlanganisa izinto ezincane ezinhle ngaphansi kwesihlahla sikaKhisimusi. Okokuqala, lokhu kuyinto yokuzijabulisa engadingi ukuqhuma kobuchopho. Futhi, okwesibili, kungahle kube kuhlekisa kakhulu uma izivakashi zingajwayelene.
7. Njengengxenye yalabo abamenyiwe kumele kube ama-extervers-eassarists. Bazotshela ama-anecdotes ayizinkulungwane eziyikhulu, izinkulungwane ezingamashumi amahlanu zihlekisa kakhulu (kahle, noma ukuthi zivela kanjani) izindaba ezivela empilweni yazo eyingqayizivele futhi zikususe ngesidingo sokugcina ingxoxo yezwe lilandelana.
eziyisishiyagalombili. I-ulethisi ye-pelvis engamashumi amabili nambili ngeke idliwe!
eziyisishiyagalolunye. Kufanele ube nendlela yokungcola lapho edakiwe futhi ecula karake, futhi uphupha ukuthula kanye nomcamelo. Futhi noma ngabe baqeda ukucula - Jabulani kuqala: Izivakashi ezinomushwayo ezinomuzwa zingadala itekisi amahora amane zilandelana, futhi ngempumelelo. Inketho ephelele yiNora ndawo ndawo lapho eduzane, lapho ungathola khona futhi ulale. Ezimweni ezimbi kakhulu, igumbi elihlukile kanye nama-earplug amakhulu.
10. Akunandaba ukuthi bekunzima kangakanani, khumbula: ikusasa alisiniki ngaphezu kwalokho esingakuthwala. Ngokuhamba kwesikhathi, bonke laba bathandwa kakhulu abantu emhlabeni bazoxosha ekhaya lakho nafig yakho!