Bathi, kunabantu abaphelele ngokuphelele, abaziphatha ngokulinganayo kunoma yisiphi isimo, noma ngabe banjani. Kholwa. Nginomona. Kepha nokho, iningi lethu lijwayelekile ngezikhathi ezithile ngezikhathi ezithile. Kuyamangaza, kepha, ngokuvamile, kuhle. Futhi lokhu kusho ukuthi ngamunye wethu uyizwe elihlukile lapho abantu abahluke ngokuphelele bahlala khona.
UFinn wakho wangaphakathi
Ngokuvamile kuvuka ngezinsuku ezigcwele, zithule futhi azishintshile umnqamulajuqu. UFinn wangaphakathi ungumuntu onenhliziyo ephakathi, ongumhlaka nekhaya. Ufuna izingane eziyishumi nambili, ezazo, izinkomo, amahhashi, ugandaganda omusha, nakusihlwa, ebuyela ekhaya emasimini, wafumaza ukuphuza i-vodka yaseFinland futhi ulume i-serel yaseFinland. I-Finn yangaphakathi ifana nabesifazane abagcwele, abamamatheka futhi benobuqili. Izingxabano kanye nezingxabano Finn yangaphakathi akuthandi, kepha uma kunesidingo, zishaya ngokushesha nokufa. Hhayi-ke, yini ukudideka?
I-mongol yangaphakathi.
Kufika kungazelelwe ngaphandle kwezizathu ezibonakalayo, kepha njengesixwayiso mayelana noshintsho oluzayo. I-Interner Mongol iyindoda engaqondakali, egcwele ukuhlakanipha kwe-cosmic futhi ifana kancane neGrebenshchikov ebusheni bakhe. Umbono we-mongol angaphakathi uqinile, shuthelela ubushelelezi, ukuphefumula bushelelezi. Abesifazane baseMongol abanasithakazelo, imali futhi. Umane nje ukhona. Mhlawumbe uzoba ukuguga? Ungazi kanjani.
IsiFulentshi Esingaphakathi
I-IRIV, Ukudlala ngothando, ngokungakhathali ngokuphelele ezingutsheni futhi kujabulela impumelelo eqhubekayo kwabesifazane. Ngisezokwenza! Ngemuva kwakho konke, uyi-raget enobuhlakani obuhlakaniphe kanye nama-thhesha amahle, ukudonsa ngokumangalisayo, ukuhambisana namawayini nokupenda. Uphuzile yena, othandekayo kakhulu futhi ulungele i-adventure encane enhle. Ubuye aqhume futhi athande ukungena emgqomeni ngenxa yempi. Uvuka umFulentshi wakho wangaphakathi waseFrance entwasahlobo, lapho kunentombazane ebukekayo, kunemali eyanele ekhadini lesikweletu ukumnciphisela ukudonsa ekilabhini enhle, nokuphila, ngokugcwele, kuphumelele.
I-ENCY Englishman
I-Smole, eSarcastic, emihleni iyavinjwa, ngamazwi esivunguvungu. Emsebenzini wokuqala, isikweletu nodumo, konke okunye endaweni kuyikhulu. Uzibophezele kusiko futhi ahlelwe ukuba anyanyeke. Imizwelo ikhombisa okungajwayelekile kakhulu futhi yazi kahle lokho akufunayo empilweni. Ukusuka empilweni, ufuna ukubuswa komhlaba, inja yokuzingela, imoto enhle nonkosikazi othule. Maye, lezi zinkomo ezizikhukhumezayo zivuka kakhulu, yize zixhumana neziphathimandla, ezingaphansi, namaphoyisa kanye neConcierge Zinaida, imbewu ilungele abanye.
I-american yangaphakathi.
Waphared, ekhuluma, ephanayo, eqhoshayo, ethanda ukuphuza nokutshela amahlaya anentshebe. Ngokuvamile, kuyisidalwa esihlekisayo futhi esinelisekile. Kubonakaliswa ngokushesha ngemuva kwesivumelwano esiphumelelayo noma ama-winnings, kubekwa kuzo zonke izinhlangothi nge-blondes engajwayelekile futhi wawela ekilabhini kuze kube sekuseni. Lapho, le yankees eyisiphukuphuku kuqala iyahamba, bese igibela impi, ngemuva kokukhuphuka kokulwa, i-oda lonke ubhiya nama-chip kanye nokuqabulana nonogada. Akunakwenzeka ngokuphelele ukugcina i-American yangaphakathi evela kubantu baseMelika abayiziphukuphuku, inganikezwa kuphela icala futhi lalale. Ekuseni kuvame ukungabuyiswa.
UmJuda wangaphakathi
Kuza ngokushesha ngemuva kokulimala kwamaMelika ukulingana. Ngemuva kokulinganisela, ubamba amakhanda nezinhlungu zakhe. Ohlelweni lwakhe, umJuda wangaphakathi akabekezeleleki, emandleni ayo okusindisa futhi aqhume. UmJuda wangaphakathi ukhula isu lokusinda kweminyaka eyishumi, likubeka ekudleni, kugadla itekisi, ukuqina, amaholide eMalta namasokisi amasha. Futhi akanandaba nabesifazane. "Ugu lwaseMcDonalds. Futhi kungcono ukuzulazula, okwakugula, futhi wazenzela wena uzale umhluzi namakhekhe, "- Ngithola u-Abrama wakho ku-Abmo wakho, futhi uyakuqonda ukuthi u-Abrama ulungile! Kodwa-ke, lowo uyajabula ukuthi umJuda wangaphakathi uyeza ngesikhathi, kepha akabambezeli isikhathi eside. Konke kuhle ngokulinganisela.
I-gypsy yangaphakathi
Isiginci, imigwaqo, ukuhamba ngezinyawo, amatende, ukungakhathaleli ubusha nokuhlanya - yilokho konke yena. Kepha umdala uba, okuncane okuvumela ukuthi amaRom angaphakathi ukuba akhokhise. Kodwa-ke, akazange ahambe ndawo. IGypsy izovuka lapho ungeke ube namandla okuba "smart futhi uhlakaniphile" lapho ukugqokwa kwakho kubonakala kuwe ekuzwayo, futhi umhlaba uzophenduka ejele. Nguyena ongakucindezela ekunakekeleni emsebenzini, ekuhlekeni okuhlekisayo, ukusuka eMoscow kuya e-Urreupinsk noma isehlukaniso. Khumbula ukuthi ngeke ube lula ukunyakazisa ama-gypsies abuyele ku- "kitka". Uyingozi yena. Amadevu futhi mahhala.
I-brazilot yangaphakathi
IBrazil yangaphakathi igcwele nge-testosterone, njenge-crook spice sauce. Uvuka kakhulu ngentombi ethile enobumnandi noma ngemuva kwe-tequila latch eklabhini ye-strip, usakaza amahlombe akhe nezinye izindawo nokuhleba ngokusobala: "Dude, hhayi ukukhohlisa"? Yibambe okungenangqondo, awufuni. Yize kunjalo, lapho amaBrazilia evulekile kuwe, bonke abesifazane banezinyawo zakho, umhlaba wonke ubukeka njenge-carnival, futhi uyiNkosi yezwe. Kuyadabukisa ukuthi umfana uswele isikhathi eside: ukushaywa eceleni.
I-Havaeman yangaphakathi
Ukuthukuthela, ama-Unlobs futhi ajabule, akhethwe laphaya, lapho ungaba khona ngokwakho, ukuzomelana, ukumamatheka, futhi uziphathe njengesidididi esiphelele kodwa esijabulisayo. Le yi-boiler yakho yangaphakathi egqoke amahembe anemibala nama-boxer kumachashazi we-polka, akhulise ingoma mayelana nengoma ethi "Belogriti Horses", ama-pisses avela kuvulandi futhi aqhakavuswa nge-bolon engomakhelwane. Uyiqiniso. Kepha akudingekile ukubona induna yakhe, abangaphansi kanye nenhloko yezwe ebambisana. Nakanjani ngeke baqonde.
Photo: Shutterstock (1-6, 8-9), VK.com (7)
